S. Funk
S. is 23 years old.
She is the Smooth Operator of Fallen Angels.
S. is also known as "Elizabeth".
S. is located in London at Jabba’s Buffet & Catering.
S. likes to exercise at the gym during off hours and is trying to recon location in order to get ahead professionally.
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| Game: The Great Heist |
| Points: 1545 |
| Days Active: 2372 days |
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Sitting at the kitchen counter, reading you the news aloud
THE WORLD IS FULL OF MADNESS!!!, the newspapers announced. The price of flour, eggs, and sugar has skyrocketed, making them a hot ticket item for criminals around. Something about a stadium made entirely of shortbread bricks and icing mortar for walls. Home to unlikely teams with names like The Royale with Cheese, The Pickled Eggs, and The Bangers and Mash.
Two Camels roam free in the streets of London, like big celebrities in town. One works graveyard shifts in a temple as a security guard, and the other is a nanny for a set of red-haired freckled triplets, plus one baby called Holly Funk. Neighbors gather by windows, mugs in hand, whispering about how the camelids were brought there, and wondering who the genius was.
No one could have imagined, and only a few may have identified, that these events are not mere coincidences and that there is someone behind them all. Rumors have it tied to a sweet tooth secret mafia, plaguing the old city playground. Some describe the ringleader as a tall, attractive brunette man, mysterious like a fallen angel who holds a ministry in disguise.
In the middle of the reading just about to find out, a pesky advertisement pops up, “Take your special someone to Jabba’s Buffet & Catering. Treat them to the most romantic candlelight dinner and delicious experience in our five-star-rated restaurant.” Aghh, stupid ads! How do I go back? Bingo! Wait, no... what? “To read the full article, click here and subscribe.” >>>
Posted 4/7/2025, 4:00 AM
All characters in Popmundo are fictitious. Any similarity to any person living or dead is merely coincidental.
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