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✨ Hey guys! Wanna buy some magic? ✨

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💸 Super Cheap!
We may be scraping the bottom of the barrel, but your inventory is about to get a whole lot more interesting!
We're desperate. You're desperate. It's literally the best option we can afford.

💲💲20k
Funky Skunk - Get a little wild! And maybe question your life choices 🤔

💲💲💲 30k
Agent Orange - Feels like a secret agent's choice. Or maybe just an explosion of flavor… who knows? 🤷‍♀️

Purple rain - Let the purple haze wash over you… side effects may include spontaneous singing and intense feelings of nostalgia 🥹

💲💲💲💲 40k
Amnesia Daze - Forget about everything! But, uh, hopefully not the fact that you just bought this 🙃

Halfling's Leaf - Small in size, big in effect. It's like the little guy who saves the day. Side effects may include an overwhelming urge to tell jokes 😜

Dr. Hawking - You might not understand the science, but your health will definitely improve (or not) 😉

Silver Lining - The only thing silver here is the glow in your eyes after using it 👽

OG Lebowski - Chill vibes guaranteed. You’ll feel like you’re living in a cult classic 🧐

Aubergine - It's purple, it's mysterious, and it might just be the thing you didn't know you needed (but now you can't live without) ☯️

⚠️ And that's just the beginning!
We're cooking up more wild options soon. Because hey, we've got to survive somehow!
(Prices are a limited-time offer, because trust us – we really need the money!)

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