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It was a long process, but I finally inherited mum's house!

When I arrived at the house, I couldn't stop sneezing though. Can you guys imagine what it looked like, after not being dusted for 12 years?! It took me days to clean it.

It was bittersweet going through her stuff. It brought back a lot of memories. For example, my mum and dad having sex all over the place while they let me watch adult content on the tv, or my first time having weed with mum, when I was 10. She was so much fun to be around!

I miss her. But I dunno if I'll bring her back from the dead this time. Cos, last time, I thought she was gonna kill me. She was so pissed off.

Anyway, while cleaning the house, I found the surfboard dad gave her. It's the coolest surfboard I've ever seen. She loved sex and weed, but she loved surfing also. So, I'm gonna give it a try.

Let's hope I don't end up killing myself.