P. Bastard

P. is 49 years old. He is the Electric Guitarist of Bastardization. P. is also known as "Jester". P. is located in London at Serpentine Lido.

P. likes to exercise at the gym during off hours and is trying to talk to media in order to get ahead professionally.

Achievements

Achievements are gained throughout your life in this world as you pass noteworthy milestones. Some are easy to achieve while some are only earned by the most hardcore people. More info about achievements and when they are handed out can be found here.

Achievement Pts. Date People

Gold Wedding Anniversary

10
188829
7/16/2024

1930

Played the game 16 years!

10
188432
6/30/2024

2538

Played the game 14 years!

10
170904
7/1/2022

5290

Participated in 100 activities

30
168019
3/2/2022

19353

Winter Games Year 124

10
166197
12/16/2021

9086

Silver Wedding Anniversary

10
161949
6/22/2021

8754

Tin Wedding Anniversary

10
161793
6/16/2021

26623

Wood Wedding Anniversary

10
161793
6/16/2021

42251

Cotton Wedding Anniversary

10
161793
6/16/2021

66645

Threw 25 release parties

20
156208
10/26/2020

5890

Enjoyed 60 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra

10
155733
10/6/2020

9659

Climbed the Mountain

10
155510
9/27/2020

49532

Played the game 12 years!

10
153390
7/1/2020

9226

My crystal ball ain't so crystal clear

10
152782
6/5/2020

15561

High as a Kite

10
147442
10/27/2019

12448

Mastered the Advanced Kobe Sutra

10
146941
10/6/2019

8254

Mastered my first trick!

10
145221
7/26/2019

27672

420 Superfriendly

10
144923
7/14/2019

11863

Pulled off my first trick!

10
144758
7/7/2019

43209

High Times

10
144756
7/7/2019

37045

Determined the Fate of the Kraken

10
140305
1/3/2019

31559

The Christmas Thief of 104

10
139905
12/17/2018

9881

Close but no cigar... but at least I predicted a top 5 contender!

20
139736
12/10/2018

11035

Played the game 10 years!

10
139331
11/23/2018

14995

Played the game 8 years

10
139331
11/23/2018

22658

Played the game 6 years

10
139331
11/23/2018

32385

Played the game 4 years

10
139331
11/23/2018

47633

Played the game 2 years

10
139331
11/23/2018

71237

Played the game 1 year

10
139331
11/23/2018

89796

Played the game 1 month

10
139331
11/23/2018

141964

Played the game 1 week

10
139331
11/23/2018

155391

Released a rabbit into the wild!

5
139048
11/11/2018

40058

Reached a chess rating of 1000

10
138684
10/27/2018

4168

Kill the Kraken!

10
137587
9/11/2018

13361

Enjoyed 20 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra

10
137040
8/20/2018

18535

Won my first ranked chess game

10
136584
8/1/2018

5061

Played the city lottery

10
136407
7/24/2018

74390

Enjoyed 10 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra

10
136382
7/23/2018

21814

Enjoyed 5 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra

10
136027
7/8/2018

24503

Composed 25 hits!

40
131050
12/13/2017

5848

Composed 10 hits!

30
131050
12/13/2017

21508

Composed 5 hits!

20
131050
12/13/2017

34821

Composed my first hit!

10
131050
12/13/2017

84469

Enjoyed the Kobe Sutra for the first time

10
126803
6/19/2017

60976

Turned in 10 challenges

10
126065
5/19/2017

29285

As seen on Music Television

10
122273
12/12/2016

45415

Turned in 5 challenges

10
122179
12/8/2016

37905

Turned in my first challenge

10
121380
11/5/2016

63799

As seen on The Late Show

10
118630
7/13/2016

40553

As seen on Riot Grrrl TV

10
118321
7/1/2016

42898

As seen on The Bromance Show

10
118320
7/1/2016

42965

As seen on The Morning Show

10
118309
6/30/2016

46536

As seen on Public Access TV

10
118207
6/26/2016

44980

The Hoff

10
117215
5/15/2016

30320

Performed 3000 Shows

100
115116
2/18/2016

3396

The Blizzard of 85

10
113682
12/20/2015

15026

Completed a God Smacking World Tour

50
111565
9/23/2015

4059

Played in the festival

30
111458
9/19/2015

6386

My land's only borders lie around my heart

0
111186
9/7/2015

1637

Threw 10 release parties

15
110877
8/25/2015

12270

300 Articles Published

50
109860
7/14/2015

22

Spared no expense!

30
107517
4/7/2015

12300

Attended a release party

10
106814
3/9/2015

42663

Crashed a release party

10
106385
2/19/2015

40585

Participated in a beta and all I got was this lousy achievement

5
106166
2/10/2015

7552

Threw my first release party

10
106166
2/10/2015

35171

Nec Plus Ultra

30
105713
1/22/2015

10149

Crown of Atlantis

10
105622
1/18/2015

21610

Team Kraken

10
105621
1/18/2015

12448

Mosaic Marvels

20
105602
1/18/2015

15235

My band reached #1 on the Video chart

30
103829
11/5/2014

4303

The Devil Went Down to Georgia

30
103080
10/5/2014

4237

Performed my first GOD SMACKINGLY GLORIOUS concert

30
102908
9/27/2014

10214

Unholy Diver

20
102794
9/23/2014

21158

Participated in 25 activities

20
102783
9/22/2014

41845

Secrets of the Deep

20
102782
9/22/2014

23905

Participated in 5 activities

10
102014
8/21/2014

70631

Performed 2000 Shows

100
101261
7/21/2014

6743

Knowledge is Power

20
100260
6/9/2014

73570

100 tags of mine visible right now. I own this world homeboy!

20
100197
6/6/2014

8543

10 tags and counting yo.

15
100141
6/4/2014

25590

RESPECT! Sprayed my first tag.

10
100130
6/4/2014

54593

Perfect Production

20
99275
4/29/2014

15545

Produced my First Track

10
99275
4/29/2014

56933

200 Articles Published

50
98962
4/16/2014

50

Platinum Single - 2000000 copies sold

20
98938
4/15/2014

16678

Gold Single - 1000000 copies sold

10
98938
4/15/2014

22707

Platinum Album - 1000000 records sold

20
98938
4/15/2014

18270

Gold Album - 500000 records sold

10
98938
4/15/2014

23395

Performed 1000 shows

100
98802
4/9/2014

14245

Performed 500 Shows

50
98802
4/9/2014

22900

Performed 100 shows

20
98802
4/9/2014

47289

Completed a Perfect World Tour

40
98802
4/9/2014

18102

Completed an Awesome World Tour

30
98802
4/9/2014

29801

The Singing Cactus

10
98134
3/12/2014

17139

My band reached the Top 10 Video chart

20
90053
4/10/2013

8529

My band reached the Top 40 Video chart

10
89549
3/20/2013

12212

Who ya gonna call?

20
88032
1/16/2013

23430

Visited Antenora

30
88032
1/16/2013

26582

First photograph published.

10
83639
7/16/2012

15352

My band reached the Top 10 Radio chart

20
83334
7/4/2012

21084

Garage Band

10
81711
4/27/2012

95039

Completed my first guide

10
81658
4/25/2012

235430

Song Writing 101

10
81658
4/25/2012

81337

Cured my first patient

10
81316
4/11/2012

38992

Nightmare at 20,000 Feet

5
79673
2/2/2012

49504

Performed my first earth shaking concert

25
78275
12/6/2011

17705

Crossed the Desert

20
76223
9/11/2011

45442

Killed 2000 zombies

30
75931
8/30/2011

14922

Killed 1000 zombies

25
67851
9/28/2010

20232

Performed my first perfect concert.

20
67409
9/9/2010

33846

Walked Through the Forest

15
62758
2/27/2010

98383

Filmed my first Music Video.

10
61529
1/7/2010

114005

Faced my Fears

10
61412
1/2/2010

41907

My band reached the Top 40 Radio chart

10
60316
11/18/2009

36091

100 articles published

50
58836
9/17/2009

243

Released my first single

10
57407
7/19/2009

281130

Performed my first awesome concert

15
56924
6/29/2009

67833

Completed a World Tour

20
56901
6/28/2009

94967

Recorded my first song in the studio

10
56682
6/19/2009

628311

Performed my first decent concert

10
55961
5/20/2009

151032

Killed 500 zombies

20
55754
5/12/2009

25909

Became Chief of Police

10
54288
3/12/2009

567

Released my first album

20
53568
2/10/2009

162214

Arrested 100 criminals

20
53253
1/27/2009

1567

Killed 100 zombies

15
53078
1/20/2009

41211

Started a company for the first time.

10
52764
1/7/2009

27419

Celebrated Valentine's Day

10
52632
1/2/2009

251660

Enjoyed group sex for the first time.

10
51933
12/3/2008

36260

Killed my first zombie

10
51720
11/25/2008

70305

Arrested my first criminal.

10
51326
11/8/2008

10931

Got married!

20
51168
11/2/2008

76729

25 articles published

20
50400
10/1/2008

1089

Visited Land of the Dead

10
50204
9/22/2008

133856

Became VIP

10
50203
9/22/2008

185150

Viva La Revolucion

0
50075
9/17/2008

6031

Celebrated Halloween

10
49514
8/25/2008

548687

5 articles published.

10
48720
7/23/2008

4639

Snuggled for the first time with my loved one

10
48432
7/11/2008

487435

Performed before 10000 people

30
48402
7/9/2008

48107

Celebrated New Year

10
48370
7/8/2008

492972

Joined the mile high club

20
48346
7/7/2008

45613

My band has been touring in 35 cities

10
48322
7/6/2008

118033

My band has been touring in 25 cities

10
48322
7/6/2008

150592

My band has been touring in 15 cities

10
48322
7/6/2008

193797

My band has been touring in 10 cities

10
48322
7/6/2008

232201

My band has been touring in 5 cities

10
48322
7/6/2008

310967

Performed before more than 1000 people

20
48322
7/6/2008

295954

Performed before more than 100 people

10
48322
7/6/2008

1028499

Completed Mother/Newbie Tour

10
48285
7/4/2008

1017753

Performed my first concert

10
48261
7/3/2008

1230640

Became Chieftain of a Social Club

15
48250
7/3/2008

59499

Joined a Social Club

10
48250
7/3/2008

141375

Became a parent for the first time

20
48250
7/3/2008

99518

Other Achievements

Some musicians were once criminals, and vice versa. P. has gained achievements in The Great Heist as well.

Achievement Pts. Date People

Stole an item for the first time.

10
58324
8/27/2009

11347

Escaped the long arm of the law.

10
50399
9/30/2008

17878