F. Bohórquez

F. is 77 years old. He is the Cat Burglar of bumpin' that. F. is also known as "all comes back to me". F. was last seen in Chicago before heading off on adventure.

F. likes to rest during off hours and is trying to recon location in order to get ahead professionally.

can't teach a man how to wear his pants

Description: Prevent yourself from taking part in sexual activities by wearing and locking this device. Once you've put it on it you'll be given a key to store someplace safe or give to someone else. Don't forget that you'll need the key to remove the device from your body when you're ready to become sexually active again.
Category: Special items
Size/Encumbrance: 1%
Produced: Mass-produced
Age restrictions: User must be over 16 years old.