L. Allegri
L. is 63 years old.
She is the Trumpet Player of Tнe Sмasнing Pandas.
L. is also known as "LOL".
L. is located in Chicago at Intimate Liaisons.
L. likes to exercise at the gym during off hours and is trying to talk to media in order to get ahead professionally.
Miss Italia Sucks (Literally)
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Song Details
Miss Italia Sucks (Literally) is Easy Listening music in tempo Presto. The music is mind melting and the lyrics are earth shaking. The song was written 7/30/2020 by L. Allegri. The originality is perfect.
| Fame: |
85 |
| Popularity: |
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| Stage Potential: |
30 |
| Genre: |
Modern Rock |
| Owner: |
None |
| First Revealed: |
8/5/2020 |
Dominant Instruments
Trumpet
Drums
Electric Guitar
Lead Vocals
Backup Vocals
Special Lyrics
c'era una volta un anziano
che si chiamava Toni
e amava fare i suppioni
soleva parlare del suo ano
diceva che era un buco nero
e cavoli se era vero!
una volta si mise in testa
di fare un concorso di bellezza
nonostante la sua bruttezza
i giudici erano tipi strani
amavano allungare le mani
questo branco di ciarlatani!
per vincere questo concorso
bisognava mettersi in ginocchio
e farsi schizzare in un occhio
ora se proprio lo volete
posso trastullarvi con le mie dita
ma per la bocca chiedete a Lolita!
lei è come Bocca di rosa
di bocca buona e anima generosa:
non importa se sei bello o brutto
lei ti sugge e ingoia tutto...
*assolo di mandolino*
musica: Lolita Allegri
testo: Moon Zappa
Record Releases
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