N. Situnayake-Cameron

N. is 62 years old. He is the Lead Singer of Nargol K & The Kumquatch. N. is also known as "TAFKA 'Son Of Orgazmo'". N. is located in London at Pop Your Panties.

N. likes to go for a walk during off hours and is trying to do nothing in order to get ahead professionally.

Dancing With The Scars

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Song Details

Dancing With The Scars is Floorfiller music in tempo Allegro. The music is revolutionary and the lyrics are wonderful. The song was written 9/17/2007 by N. Situnayake-Cameron. The originality is perfect.

Fame: 100
Popularity:
Stage Potential: 30
Genre: Pop
Owner: NIgel C & The Cumshots
First Revealed: 9/17/2007 * Songs this old don't have an accurate release date and are considered to be revealed the same day they were composed.

Dominant Instruments

Lead Vocals
Backup Vocals

Special Lyrics

(Nigel, Jess and Rex appear again in glamorous ballroom dancing clothing. NIgel even in a Fred Astaire penguin suit with top hat. The 'celebrity dancers' are all Popomundo Rockstars disguised as their favorite villains )

Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to Dancing With The Scars, the only celebrity dancing extravaganza with the notorious historical AND fictional supervillains of YOUR choice. So without further ado let's meet tonight's international contestants :

Please welcome our first pair of guests, from Italy :

Empress and professor in chemistry Agrippinna of Rome and her lovely son and lover the delightful singer and actor Emperor Nero !

Next are from good ol'London :

Royal Physician Jack the Ripper and freshly out of the closet : King Henry VIII doesnt he look exhillarating in his pink codpiece and matching nipple clamps!

From France :

Renowned ladies man and playboy Henri Landru, those girls never saw it coming did they ha ha ha and his really HOT looking partner for this evening (let's see how long she lasts knowing Henri's reputation as a ladykiller ha ha ha) the notorious transvetite and traitress to the Holy Crown of England Joan of Arc !

All the way from China :

Dzenghis Khan and Fu Manchu, looking lovely in the riding costumes with the decapitated skull ornaments and smelling deliciously of fermented horses milk .

And we'll stay in Asia :

General Tojo and 'That Hot Yakuza Chick From Kill Bill One Whose Name I keep Forgetting' in a compelling ensemble of Kamikaze en Ninja elements

Our next contestants are of varied nationality :

Dick 'Mister Halliburton' Cheney and his lovely mistress The Whore Of Babylon and look at that enchanting sevenheaded beast they come riding in on. Notice the nice detail of the names of seven evil empires written on those heads.

but let's continue with our German and Hungarian friends:

Hermann Goering,straight from rehab and looking very masculine in his skyblue uniform with the pink fringe, accompanied by Countess Elizabeth Bartholy, that blood of a thousand virgin peasant girls is doing so much good for that pale complexion, no rosy cheeks for this lady !

Ah so glad they could join us :

Grand Inquisitor Torquemada and who could ever have guessed it to be a woman : The Antichrist herself ! She'll obviously has a lot to chat about with Nero and Miss Babylon in the dressingrooms. That's gonna be one hell of an afterparty I can tell you

And ladies and gentlemen it fills us with great pride and joy to welcome our very special guest stars of the evening, famous for kicking pregnant women and poisoning babies:

Mister Dominik Schwartz and Edith Hellewell !!!!



(Bombastic music fades in)


DISCLAIMER: these lyrics are created for entertainment purposes only. Nigel Cameron nor his registred user can not be held responsible for any political or religeous opinions or interpretations based on these lyrics.

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