R. de Jong

R. is 98 years old. He is the Turntable Artist of Artoo. R. is located in Manila at Dangerzone E MAN.

R. likes to exercise at the gym during off hours and is trying to talk to media in order to get ahead professionally.

Get A Life

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Song Details

Get A Life is Crowdpleaser music in tempo Moderato. The music is revolutionary and the lyrics are revolutionary. The song was written 2/26/2009 by R. de Jong. The originality is perfect.

Fame: 100
Popularity:
Stage Potential: 30
Genre: Electronica
Owner: Artoo
First Revealed: 2/26/2009 * Songs this old don't have an accurate release date and are considered to be revealed the same day they were composed.

Dominant Instruments

Turntable System

Special Lyrics

Why is it that
on my brand new stereoset
my turner
Can pick up every
freaking pirate radiostation
in the country
-and some outside of that i think-
But it can't receive my favorite
NATIONAL radio station..
that's just not cool

Get a life!

Why is it that
in mid summer
at 40 degrees
Guys that wear WOLLEN hats
Are getting al the pretty girls..
That's just plain crazy

Get a life

Why is it that
when i go do my grocceries
there are always these
housewifes
having their little teaparty
catch up-talks
in the middle of an aisle
and blocking everybody else
come on
That's just rude

Get a life

Why is it that
My colleague
wants to let me know
how tastefull his lunch is
by that amound of sound
he makes while his is having his lunch...

Why is it that
when i go to my favorite bar
-the one where everybody knows my name
-and some of them are glad i came-
when i enter the bar
Everybody greet me with
" Hey Remco
G E T A L I F E"


Now, that
is just not cool ...


* events are all bassed on true stories
** names have been changed for privacy reasons