C. Situnayake
C. is 90 years old.
C. is located in Amsterdam at Blue$Berry in Amsterdam.
C. likes to rest during off hours and is trying to improve skill in order to get ahead professionally.
Back from the dead, and who's to blame?
Oh darling, you give necromancers a bad name...
Trust me, I'm a Help$7|_|4
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Song Details
Trust me, I'm a Help$7|_|4 is Anthem music in tempo Adagio. The music is great and the lyrics are terrific. The song was written 2/9/2007 by C. Situnayake. The originality is perfect.
| Fame: |
23 |
| Popularity: |
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| Stage Potential: |
20 |
| Genre: |
Punk Rock |
| Owner: |
Good Filip |
| First Revealed: |
2/9/2007 * Songs this old don't have an accurate release date and are considered to be revealed the same day they were composed. |
Dominant Instruments
Bass Guitar
Lead Vocals
Special Lyrics
This is a pretty clear spoof on "Kiss me, I'm #!@*faced" by the Dropkick Murphys. And some inspiration from "Weird Al" Yankovic. And it's an anthem for anyone who as ever worked at or had to call a helpdesk where the AHT is more important than solving a problem.
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I work for the man,
Biggest bastard in the land
He'll screw everyone given the chance
It's my job to lie,
No matter how hard people cry
There's no way through my defense
Come on now, missy
I'll fix it in a jiffy
These other calls mean nothing to me
I'm now blowing you off
Just do as you're told
And all your problems will be solved, you'll see
Just trust me
I'm a helpslut
I promise I'm all true and blue
In a few hours time,
You'll be thanking me,
Or you won't have a clue what to do
I could dream up a patch,
I build pc's from scratch
I'm an expert on both Windows and Macs
I troubleshoot like a bomb,
With two hands behind my back,
People don't notice my mouth's full of snacks.
I've illegally downloaded Vista,
Tore it down, no trace, no blister,
I can build the world's best O. Fucking S.
There's no doubting my tech skillz
I hack p0rn sites for thrillz,
I don't need an account to watch teen girlz undress
Just trust me
I'm a helpslut
I promise, I'm all true and blue
In a few hours time,
You'll be thanking me,
Or you won't have a clue what to do
I'm in command of the web,
I'm the best you can get
See, I've totally got things under control
Just this one last thing
And I'll solve it all
And I'll finally be free to go home
I live in a house,
Far, fare away
From where the Man does all of his trade
I've got a life of my own
Outside of this shit
I'm just here in this dump for the pay
Just trust me
I'm a helpslut
I promise, I'm all true and blue
In a few hours time,
You'll be thanking me,
Or you won't have a clue what to do
Just trust me
I'm a helpslut
I promise, I'm all true and blue
In a few hours time,
You'll be thanking me,
Or you won't have a clue what to do
Oh fuck it,
Who am I shitting....
I'm a bastard, a prick
I don't give a shit
I'm totally not in control
I'm just doing my best,
To get you off my chest
And let me go the fuck home...
I'm a helpslut, I fuck up
I'm definetely not true and blue
In a few few hours time
You'll be fucked up
And the hell will start again anew
I'm a helpslut, I fuck up
I'm definetely not true and blue
In a few few hours time
You'll be fucked up
And the hell will start again anew
I'm a helpslut, I fuck up
I'm definetely not true and blue
In a few few hours time
You'll be fucked up
And the hell will start again anew
I'm a helpslut, I fuck up
I'm definetely not true and blue
In a few few hours time
She screamed my ears off
And the hell will start again anew
Covers
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