<+> The Lusty Lady

A bottle of white, a bottle of red. Perhaps a bottle of rosé instead. The restaurant is a perfect place to pursue romantic interests and reminisce about long lost loves.

Warning:

Watch out! This locale is NOT SAFE! The building is dilapidated. The construction is crumbling, and someone might get hurt. It could be you, if you stay here too long...

Basic Info

Locale Type:	Restaurant
City:	Seattle
City Zone:	International District (Slum)
Management:	Ely, no te duermas.
Quality:	0
Condition:	bottom dwelling
Cash:	(2,576.60) M$
Service Cost:	4.00 M$
Current storage size:	11988 of 15000 MU

Graffiti:

Kurbağa Kermit buradaydı ve sonra kaçtı gitti. 🐸/

Note from the Management

Need anything? PM Mordred
Open 7 days/week, 24 hrs a day.
Cheap food & a good show, all you'd ever want in a hooker. Clothing optional.
Sohkanenwich, our tuna & egg sub.

If you wish to support our scantily clad workers, please purchase the following ice creams:

$69 Menu
Lawn Green
Tangerine
Firebrick
Lemon Chiffon
Blanched Almond
UltraViolent Violet
TheJarkko Black
Jaybird Pink
Herpagonasyphillaids Midnight Blue
Gonoherpasyphilaids Cornflower Blue
Sultan'sDessert Dark Orchid
Santorum Saddle Brown
Zoolander Steel Blue
PreciousSupreme Hot Pink
ArrogantHamster Royal Blue
PashaSweetness Light Pink
GrungeGirl Sandy Brown
MFTRM'sPerfectShow Light Steel Blue
TheGordieDelight Cherry Flavored, Deep Pink