Records

Releasing top selling records is an excellent way to climb high up in the artist rankings. In order to release a record you first have to record a couple of tracks and get a decent record contract with a record studio. You can work on two records at a time. Good luck!

Full Length Albums	Release	Review
Rampant fornication	763309/16/2011	40
Fishies swimming in bongwater	736415/27/2011	40
Doggy style going Bronco	709302/3/2011	40
The Ted Koppel midget tapes	6825210/14/2010	40
Cerebral flatulence	641974/28/2010	40
Your mom (rated E for everyone)	6029711/17/2009	30
If you're not confused, you're misinformed	574687/22/2009	40

Singles	Release	Review
Hi ho, hi ho, it's up the ass we go	794501/24/2012	40
Perversery rhymes	7845312/13/2011	40
Liam Neeson's cock	7776811/15/2011	40
Nothing says love like a buttplug	7709810/18/2011	40
Lick the toad	764259/20/2011	40
Cockblockers	757628/23/2011	40
Lesbian leprechauns	750827/26/2011	40
The MacGyver of all things perverted	744006/28/2011	40
Fiercely masturbatory	737355/31/2011	40
Lube says you care	730635/3/2011	40
I drank the bongwater	723944/5/2011	40
Viagra and duct tape	717263/8/2011	40
Punch my prostate	710502/8/2011	40
Deep Dickin	703781/11/2011	40
Dildo darts	6970212/14/2010	40
Midget clowns	6903011/16/2010	30
Angry as a midget with a jojo	6837410/19/2010	40
Clownp***s	676889/21/2010	40
Ted Koppel is a waffle	670188/24/2010	40
Mexicans and midgets	663447/27/2010	30
Hopeless romantic seeks filthy wh*re	656816/29/2010	30
Baaaaah means nooooo	650076/1/2010	30
Drunk leprechauns	643265/4/2010	30
Cross dressing cage fighters	636574/6/2010	30
Wishful drinking	629823/9/2010	30
Spotted dick	623102/9/2010	30
Real men shave their balls...	616491/12/2010	30
I'm not a gynochologist, but I'll have a look	6096812/15/2009	20
The sleep of reason...	6020911/13/2009	20
You do the math	5962410/20/2009	20
Lost pet midget (Tiny Jeff)	589519/22/2009	30
Your mom (rated E for everyone)	582818/25/2009	30
Never pat a burning dog	576107/28/2009	30
Stop midget on midget crime	569366/30/2009	30
Jesus is coming, hide quickly	562676/2/2009	30
It only seems kinky the first time	555945/5/2009	30
Slavery gets shit done	549224/7/2009	30
Mr Disorderly	542493/10/2009	30
I shaved my balls for this?!?	535772/10/2009	30