You need recorded songs, also called tracks, if you're going to release records. To record a song a member of the band has composed, and create a track, you need to book a session in a recording studio. For best results you should pick one of the appropriate genre and with good quality.
| Tracks |
Recording |
Releases |
Rating |
| Fat Blokes give me the Horn |
726394/15/2011 |
1 |
22 |
| Monads are huge warm fluffy things |
721583/26/2011 |
0 |
21 |
| Will you shizzle my nizzle? |
717273/8/2011 |
0 |
21 |
| I'm coming, I'm coming! |
717113/7/2011 |
0 |
22 |
| Sleep-induced hallucinations |
716993/7/2011 |
0 |
22 |
| Bored, Depressed and Lost |
716873/6/2011 |
0 |
22 |
| Long Time No See |
716753/6/2011 |
1 |
21 |
| Lesbians take Manchester |
702341/5/2011 |
0 |
21 |
| The joy of Orgyism |
702111/4/2011 |
0 |
21 |
| This title should have been something witty |
701991/3/2011 |
1 |
22 |
| Bend over and give me 20 |
701871/3/2011 |
0 |
21 |
| Kicking off a G string |
701751/2/2011 |
0 |
21 |
| The old fart still has some power left in him |
701631/2/2011 |
0 |
21 |
| Sleeping with Big Puppies |
701391/1/2011 |
0 |
21 |
| Another day another tune |
7012712/31/2010 |
1 |
22 |
| She's a Virgin and it shows |
7010312/30/2010 |
1 |
22 |
| Lingerie Shopping |
7009112/30/2010 |
0 |
21 |
| Just ask to Marry and I'll do it |
6879511/6/2010 |
0 |
21 |
| Taxi for Maicon |
6877511/5/2010 |
1 |
22 |
| The sheetslitters! |
6875511/4/2010 |
0 |
21 |
| Holy shizzle! |
672469/2/2010 |
0 |
21 |
| Bit late to finish a song! |
672399/2/2010 |
1 |
22 |
| Jodel in meine Strodel (whatever that means) |
672239/1/2010 |
1 |
22 |
| Demons in my head |
672109/1/2010 |
1 |
22 |
| Your welcome to my Bum |
671878/31/2010 |
0 |
22 |
| Well Good Song, Quality! |
671638/30/2010 |
0 |
22 |
| Two Koks for the Price of One |
671508/29/2010 |
0 |
21 |
| OMGOMGOMGOMG |
671398/29/2010 |
1 |
21 |
| Get ready for the big times |
665748/5/2010 |
3 |
21 |
| The life of a student |
657947/4/2010 |
3 |
22 |
| If only I had some inspiration |
657797/3/2010 |
3 |
21 |
| HATE the Germans |
657517/2/2010 |
2 |
20 |
| Drip. Drip. |
641474/26/2010 |
2 |
21 |
| Bevan to get Married? |
641274/25/2010 |
3 |
22 |
| Inside the hot part of your Pants |
641194/25/2010 |
3 |
22 |
| I've got an epic beard |
640984/24/2010 |
3 |
22 |
| The earth will shake |
640914/24/2010 |
2 |
22 |
| A ski in your head |
640754/23/2010 |
2 |
21 |
| Otis ordered me |
640714/23/2010 |
2 |
21 |
| My hair is amazing |
640544/22/2010 |
2 |
21 |
| Crazy Dutch Bastards |
640514/22/2010 |
2 |
21 |
| Iovivat |
640424/22/2010 |
2 |
21 |
| Ooooh. O-oh oh oh. Oh. |
640224/21/2010 |
2 |
22 |
| I have a feeling this song won't suck |
640074/20/2010 |
2 |
21 |
| The Perpetual Big Shot |
640024/20/2010 |
2 |
21 |
| I rock, you suck. Got it? |
639994/20/2010 |
2 |
21 |
| A drunk Steve |
639714/19/2010 |
0 |
21 |
| Honey Cribbs, Vitamins + Iron |
625112/17/2010 |
0 |
21 |
| Once more back in the saddle again for another go |
624922/16/2010 |
2 |
21 |
| Where does the general keeps his armies? |
624722/16/2010 |
2 |
21 |
| Quickly take your underpants off! |
624642/15/2010 |
2 |
21 |
| You stole my nuts |
624432/14/2010 |
3 |
22 |
| Otis gets married to a punk rock band |
624362/14/2010 |
3 |
21 |
| Ring of Joyness |
624232/13/2010 |
3 |
22 |
| Seventh son of the famous one |
624122/13/2010 |
0 |
21 |
| You know you turn me on |
6059811/29/2009 |
1 |
21 |
| Breaking the world |
6059411/29/2009 |
1 |
21 |
| ding a ding dang my dang a long ling long |
6047711/24/2009 |
0 |
21 |
| Being awesome is a talent, not a skill |
6047411/24/2009 |
0 |
21 |
| It was all so much simpler then |
6040211/21/2009 |
0 |
21 |
| Dude, I'm bald (and I've got a koala on my face) |
6033311/18/2009 |
0 |
21 |
| Let me hold that bread so you can hump him |
6030611/17/2009 |
0 |
20 |
| Ropeskipping in my leather pants |
6027711/16/2009 |
0 |
20 |
| Otis his songs are crap compared to this |
6026211/15/2009 |
0 |
21 |
| Give me your seed... |
6025011/15/2009 |
0 |
20 |
| My Gazelle came back from Manilla |
6023811/14/2009 |
0 |
20 |
| Holy Crap it's way too early |
6022611/14/2009 |
1 |
21 |
| Kacken in Wacken |
6021011/13/2009 |
1 |
20 |
| This song will break you |
6020211/13/2009 |
1 |
21 |
| Pretty big and pretty white |
6018511/12/2009 |
1 |
21 |
| Narwhals stop Cthulu eating you |
6016611/11/2009 |
1 |
20 |
| The ballad of an insane bald koala loving musician |
590849/27/2009 |
1 |
21 |
| FAIL FAIL FAIL |
588659/18/2009 |
3 |
22 |
| Quake with fear |
585269/4/2009 |
3 |
22 |
| Drained away my awesomeness |
581438/19/2009 |
2 |
22 |
| Sound of the elephant |
581278/18/2009 |
2 |
21 |
| This song should've gotten us to the festival |
581238/18/2009 |
2 |
21 |
| Goodbye old friend... THE NARWHAL WILL EAT YOU! |
581188/18/2009 |
2 |
21 |
| I blame Connie for this song! |
581038/17/2009 |
2 |
22 |
| Ready to rock your knickers off! |
580918/17/2009 |
2 |
22 |
| 20 |
580798/16/2009 |
2 |
22 |
| a golden oldie from the distant past |
580748/16/2009 |
3 |
22 |
| Let's blow your socks off (and much more...) |
580678/16/2009 |
1 |
21 |
| Boris died today |
580558/15/2009 |
2 |
22 |
| I'm a granddad now... THE NARWHAL WILL EAT YOU! |
580318/14/2009 |
0 |
21 |
| An idiot, a criminal, an artist |
575647/26/2009 |
0 |
20 |
| Can you feel it? Can you? Huh? Can. You. Feel. It? |
575487/25/2009 |
3 |
21 |
| Zombies are fun |
575397/25/2009 |
1 |
20 |
| A song for the idiots |
567966/24/2009 |
1 |
21 |
| When the world burns down, there's always TJGMoS! |
567846/24/2009 |
1 |
21 |
| A.B Normal |
561785/29/2009 |
0 |
20 |
| Master Bate |
561745/29/2009 |
0 |
20 |
| Narwhals are quite awesome |
561705/29/2009 |
1 |
20 |
| Foolish Game |
555315/2/2009 |
0 |
20 |
| The kids aren't all right |
555235/2/2009 |
3 |
20 |
| 8 Waves |
554874/30/2009 |
0 |
20 |
| My willy is jolly |
554794/30/2009 |
2 |
20 |
| Snow Pea Chair Ten |
554644/30/2009 |
0 |
20 |
| Mike Hunt |
554364/28/2009 |
0 |
20 |
| Tiramisu |
549894/10/2009 |
0 |
20 |
| Hopper thinks he still matters (what a joke) |
543713/15/2009 |
3 |
20 |
| Permanent Tattoo |
543563/14/2009 |
3 |
20 |
| Here I am |
5213212/12/2008 |
0 |
20 |
| Omeprazol |
5208812/10/2008 |
3 |
21 |
| Tank |
5207912/9/2008 |
3 |
21 |
| Remember Me |
5206412/9/2008 |
2 |
21 |
| Busted |
5205612/9/2008 |
3 |
21 |
| X-mas Vacation |
5203912/8/2008 |
3 |
21 |
| Lost my chinchilla in Manila |
5199212/6/2008 |
2 |
21 |
| DarkerShadeOfBlack |
5198012/5/2008 |
3 |
21 |
| I pluck my strings, will you pluck mine? |
5196012/5/2008 |
2 |
21 |
| Billy No Talent |
5195512/4/2008 |
2 |
21 |
| My Boss Otis |
5194412/4/2008 |
2 |
21 |
| Teaching |
5194012/4/2008 |
2 |
21 |
| If it's love you're looking for, GTFO! |
5193612/4/2008 |
3 |
21 |
| Sniff my leather armadillo |
5193212/3/2008 |
3 |
21 |
| We shall ride... to Kamelot! |
5192012/3/2008 |
3 |
21 |
| I will rock your body! |
5187212/1/2008 |
3 |
21 |
| Love you. Love you not. Love you. DIE! |
5186412/1/2008 |
3 |
21 |
| Sacrifice your children to me, but don't hurt them |
5184811/30/2008 |
3 |
21 |
| Don't fall out of the window |
5184411/30/2008 |
1 |
21 |
| Ninjas are no pirates |
5184011/30/2008 |
0 |
21 |
| Urkraft |
5183611/29/2008 |
3 |
22 |
| Ako Taco |
5070410/13/2008 |
3 |
22 |
| My tralala is a dingelong |
5069210/13/2008 |
3 |
22 |
| Pangit Ka! |
5068010/12/2008 |
0 |
20 |
| X-Massacre |
5066410/12/2008 |
2 |
20 |
| Deal With The Devil |
5063510/10/2008 |
2 |
21 |
| Anyone up for a foursome? |
476036/6/2008 |
3 |
21 |
| Snog the Dog |
473805/28/2008 |
2 |
21 |
| A Fresh Start |
472365/22/2008 |
3 |
21 |
| Det vaxar svampar ur roven pa dig |
472055/20/2008 |
3 |
21 |
| Musiconomy |
467505/1/2008 |
2 |
20 |
| Working Class Zero |
467264/30/2008 |
0 |
20 |
| Tatlo |
467144/30/2008 |
2 |
20 |
| One and Only |
466984/29/2008 |
2 |
21 |
| Metalhead |
466944/29/2008 |
3 |
20 |
| That band with a name |
466904/29/2008 |
3 |
21 |
| Fake Plastic Tree |
466784/28/2008 |
3 |
21 |
| 5 o'clock |
466544/27/2008 |
2 |
21 |
| The Vanguard |
466454/27/2008 |
2 |
20 |
| Mahal Kita! |
458133/23/2008 |
3 |
20 |
| The Perfects |
458053/23/2008 |
2 |
20 |
| 3 Bad Boys |
457853/22/2008 |
3 |
21 |
| Psychedelic Pudding Punks |
447282/7/2008 |
3 |
20 |
| Love & Death |
443651/23/2008 |
3 |
20 |
| Stop Me! |
4373912/28/2007 |
2 |
20 |
| David Bowie |
4372712/27/2007 |
3 |
20 |
| Enchanted Shogun |
4365112/24/2007 |
1 |
20 |
| Dead End |
4364312/24/2007 |
3 |
20 |
| I know the dictionary by heart |
4362712/23/2007 |
2 |
20 |
| Growing Old |
4362312/23/2007 |
2 |
20 |
| Zombieslayer |
4360712/22/2007 |
2 |
20 |
| Toby or not Toby |
4359512/22/2007 |
2 |
20 |
| Together Forever |
4358312/21/2007 |
2 |
20 |
| Back On Track |
4355912/20/2007 |
2 |
20 |
| Pain in the a..! |
4354712/20/2007 |
2 |
20 |
| Shutter |
4353112/19/2007 |
3 |
20 |
| Woman! |
4352312/19/2007 |
3 |
20 |
| The weekend song |
4350712/18/2007 |
2 |
20 |
| The 40 minute song |
4348712/17/2007 |
3 |
20 |
| When I Met Al |
4347912/17/2007 |
3 |
20 |
| Kwyjibo |
4346312/16/2007 |
3 |
20 |
| I'm Joyfully Gay, motherfuckers! |
4343912/15/2007 |
3 |
21 |
| "Captain Awesome" is my middle name |
4342612/15/2007 |
3 |
20 |
| We're like... awesome... and stuff... |
4341412/14/2007 |
3 |
20 |
| I Heart You! |
4242011/3/2007 |
3 |
21 |
| 't Was the night before TJGMoS rocked your world |
4178610/8/2007 |
3 |
20 |
| I don't want to be perfect |
410399/6/2007 |
3 |
20 |
| Vacation, no more... |
406018/19/2007 |
3 |
21 |
| Gaudeamus Igitur |
403878/10/2007 |
3 |
20 |
| Sometimes Finland just needs a good asswhooping! |
403848/10/2007 |
3 |
19 |
| Heaven & Hell |
402758/6/2007 |
3 |
21 |
| The best there's ever been |
396357/10/2007 |
3 |
21 |
| Reality Check |
395757/7/2007 |
2 |
20 |
| From Dusk till Dawn |
395627/7/2007 |
2 |
20 |
| Crash and Burn |
395427/6/2007 |
3 |
20 |
| Gone and gone to hell |
392666/25/2007 |
3 |
20 |
| The Offer |
392206/23/2007 |
3 |
20 |
| A garageband from Nashville |
386285/29/2007 |
3 |
21 |
| Rock Bottom |
386045/28/2007 |
3 |
21 |
| Steel Cowboys |
378694/27/2007 |
3 |
20 |
| We're the kings of the world! |
378444/26/2007 |
3 |
20 |
| Special Agent |
371993/30/2007 |
3 |
20 |
| Rollercoaster Ride |
371953/30/2007 |
3 |
20 |
| The Bestest Band on Earth |
362582/19/2007 |
2 |
19 |
| ... and perhaps even in the whole universe! |
362382/18/2007 |
2 |
19 |
| We are the winners of Popovision! |
362212/18/2007 |
2 |
20 |
| Punk Rock HalleluYEAH! |
362182/18/2007 |
2 |
21 |
| PPP > You |
362102/17/2007 |
2 |
21 |
| The The End |
361942/17/2007 |
2 |
21 |
| The End Is Near |
361892/16/2007 |
2 |
22 |
| Otis > You |
361742/16/2007 |
2 |
20 |
| Toby > You |
361662/15/2007 |
2 |
21 |
| Who the man? |
361462/15/2007 |
2 |
20 |
| Coca-Cholera |
361382/14/2007 |
2 |
20 |
| The Ugly Song |
361222/14/2007 |
2 |
21 |
| Quick, to the Petercopter! |
361142/13/2007 |
2 |
20 |
| Edith & Ileana are Helle on my Kok |
361022/13/2007 |
2 |
19 |