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Blondie on the phone

- Where are you? I'm on my way to London and I wanted to stop by your house.
-Well, I'm on a beach in Mexico having a margarita. What do you need?
- Me? Nothing. I wanted to know how you're doing. What are you doing in Mexico, bitch?
- Is that envy I hear? You can come whenever you want.
- I'm a busy woman, Beth. So, have you seen any hot mexicans yet?
- Mmm, there are some, yes, but I'm not in the mood. You know I'm lazy about these things.
- You've been feeling lazy about meeting someone for years. Don't you miss a little fling, even if it's no strings attached?
- I'm not a nun, Asia.
- Really? Well, you act like one. Hey, what if I find you a boyfriend? Oooh, yes! That would be so fun!! Tell me, bad guys or good guys? Bad guys are like a plague lately, it would be easier to find one for you.
- Ugh, I'll pass. I don't want to be anyone's savior, besides, they're unbearable. I've already had the misfortune of meeting a few, remember? Good guys only, please, with regular jobs, without traumas... normal people, you married one.
- Iker is more like a bad guy in bed. Ok, ok... well, in short: a boring guy. Hey, you could date a widow like you, it would make things easy.
- Asia, I came to Mexico to relax, and you're not helping.
- So, no boyfriend for my lovely cousin? Okey... In that case, get drunk and misbehave.
- I will do the first and try the second, I promise. I love you. Tell your hubby I love him too, he's a saint.
- I beg your pardon??? Oh, by the way, I'm going to raid your pantry. Ours is empty. Love you, bitch.