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Alys Catja Le Sophiste
Today I made a new acquaintance. Alys Catja Le Sophiste seems like a nice person.
Today, I met someone extraordinary. Her superpower? Staring into your soul like she already knows all your secrets aand forgiving you anyway. But you, my little love, I’ll teach you something better about boys: never waste your grace on those who don’t deserve it. Men or boys are trouble, sweetie... you'll see they're sooo bad!
The moment she landed in my arms, I realized, unclehood isn’t just a title. It’s a destiny. And baby, I’m ready for it. To
my dearest sister (the braveest / kindest / strongest / sweetest heart I know) and
Jean (the classiest brother-in-law or just bro): I love you both more than I can put into words.
I promise not to be the kind of uncle who shows up with cookies, bad jokes, and a suspicious number of glittery toys. Noooooo, I didn't cross my fingers behind my back or lift one of my feet, I'm not lying! 😜
Alys, you are deeply,
wildly loved. Now follow the
white rabbit, the world is curiouser and curiouser, and I’ll be right behind you 🐇
With all my heart.
Also, please grow up quickly with your brother, so we can go to clubs and dance all night long!
Posted 7/25/2025, 11:00 PM