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OOC note to begin with. So it seems our most beloved Ney Matogrosso is airing on Netflix? I have mixed feelings about that… but oh well, no big deal. I’ll choke and electroplode anyone who dares talking trash about him and the problem will be solved presto nwehehe. After all, Sith bosses always deal in absolutes. No greys, no lukewarms mwahuahaha!

What? You want to buy our Rei Matogrosso single? Sorry mate, too late. Sold out. That’s how goooood we are! 🤟(🤥)

So we’re Thursday and I always feel so fashionable on Thursdays, so I had to post a photo shot by Empress Otelord the other day in some palace we trashed and robbed before knocking the owner out. Hellooo, we’re here to harm people, remember? 🤟 Red Champ Julian says we should do Heavy Metal but he seems to forget the Devil is the ultimate Bluesman hehheh!



The numerous attempts on my life, sanity, and goodwill have left me scarred and deformed but Otelord still thinks I’m hot, looking through his suprared eyes. That cutie. You’ll get a few hickeys tonight, promise.

Another cutie is Iris 🎂🩸 In fact, this entry is for her. It’s not only because she amused me with the best strippers in town last night in Paris - I even fried a few of them for my BBQ. It’s also because… well, you got it. I may be from Naboo but there’s no much poetry left in me, no belief in justice either, that’s why I’ll just send her some stripper leftovers so she knows we care and all.

As long as we can exploit her, of course 👹