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Due to not wearing my specs I thought I was ordering a ham sandwich and have ended up joining a group of people who enjoy a bit of spice in their life

I don’t have any hobbies as such, unless surrounding yourself with beautiful people counts, and that kind of follows on into what turns me on and off. Are you a nice person - yes, then join the list of beautiful people who continue to turn me on 24/7. Not a nice person? Then I don’t care if you’re the most famous model, have lovers in every city and 100’s of people creaming themselves just to take a look at you - if you’re not nice, then jog on and do one, I’m not interested

I want to have fun, my mouth may well get me in trouble every so often, but for the most part, things are said in jest - basically if things I say can be taken in more than one way, then clearly I mean the good one! With one caveat - see above re. people who are not nice!

If we date, hang out or just spend time people watching, there’s every chance something about our time together will end up in the lyrics of a song. I smoke. A lot. Who knew a guy named Smoky would live up to that? It’s relaxing and is good for my soul. There’s nothing better than having a toke with a melody running through my mind and a beautiful person about to … well, hey, subscribe and maybe you too can meet and enjoy my adventurers as a young man with Betty Swallocks and her pussy, Cairy Hunt - that’s her cat’s name, but if you thought differently when you saw a certain word/s, then I’m pretty sure we can be friends!

Apparently pictures are meant to be posted too, so …



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