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eve’s eve

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I love my babies. Ta death (duhhh). But I’d be lying if I said I didn’t hightail it to my closet to start looking for stuff to wear once they left for the sitters’ (or whatever the fuck we calling it nowadays).

Es just like…I looked at my calendar and I was like y’know what? It’s only two days til thee day. Sorry New Year’s Day, I’ma let you finish but the way I made my entrance on that day somethingsomething years ago? It was the greatest of all time. So good we gon’ start a little early with the celebrations. Always surrounded by the bestest. Never a dull moment. 🥂



Keepin’ it semi-PG to start and then we’ll get progressively better as we get to le day. Objects are SMALLER than they appear but bless the Giuseppes for boosting a bitch up.

In honor of me, I feel like I gotta reintroduce some Kai Kommandments for the lapses in memory. I know I’ve said I was done giving the people hell and I AM. But a little birdy told me to give it to ‘em. So here goes…

If you’re feeling insecure, look within thyself.
If I ain’t send for you, hoe why is you hereee? I promise ain’t nothing to see.
And last but not least: if you don’t think it’s yours, that’s cuz it probably ain’t.

Trading out the teacup for a flute tonight, can’t promise this won’t be updated xo