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Blog Entry #404 — “Shanghai Shuffle: Bank Heist, Broken Plans & a Holy WTF”

Shanghai. Clean suits, cleaner code. The crew hit the bank like poetry in motion—lasers, masks, glitchy magic. Elegant. Classy. Criminal.

And then? Pure pettiness. We started robbing random stores. Not for money—just to piss off the cops. A man’s gotta collect something, right? And an international arrest warrant? Chef’s kiss.

But then… Glitch happened.

A small bug. A dumb misfire. A moment of “oops” in the code. We got caught. Slammed behind bars faster than you can say “buffer overflow.” But hey, I got us out. Jailbreaks are basically puzzles with louder alarms.

Now, we’ve got a problem. My crew? Still asleep. Lazy bastards. The gear’s waiting in the warehouse and I’m sitting around like a glitchy ghost with trust issues.

So I wander. Just a little recon mission.

And end up standing in a temple.

A temple.

How the hell did that happen?

Monks stared. I stared back. I think one of them tried to bless me. I might be cursed now.

Anyway. This post is sponsored by caffeine, questionable decisions, and the ghost of common sense. If you see my crew, wake them up. And tell them to bring snacks.

Stay chaotic,
~ Glitch