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Halloween party 143 🎃

🎃 Hey there, creatures of the night! 🎃

You’ve heard the whispers, right? About the murder? Yeah, that murder. A year ago, right here in this very spot, someone met a grisly end. But hey, let’s not dwell on that... unless you’re into that kind of thing. 😏

Nate Stanford is throwing the wildest Halloween bash of the year—"The Haunting at Stanford Manor"—and guess what? I’m the one pulling all the strings to make sure it’s a night you’ll never forget. Costumes are a must—don’t show up looking like a regular Joe unless that’s your costume!

🕸️ Mark your calendars:
📅 Date: 25 November 2024
⏰ Time: 8 PM
📍 Location: London - Stanford Inn

And speaking of costumes... we’re running a killer competition (pun intended):
🥉 3rd place takes home $1,000,000!
🥈 2nd place grabs $2,000,000!!
🥇 1st place wins a jaw-dropping $3,000,000 PLUS exclusive badges for all three winners!

Here’s the deal:
💚 Green badge: Single and ready to mingle!
💛 Yellow badge: Open to something... depends on the vibes.
❤️ Red badge: Off the market or just here for the booze and spooky vibes.

We’ve got games, booze, weed (tons of it), and the hottest girls from Elite making an appearance. There’s a giant garden to roam, a pool to dive into (or drunkenly stumble into), and no drama—just pure, unfiltered fun.

So, do you have the guts to party where ghosts may linger? And maybe walk away a millionaire? 👻 Be there—or regret it.

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I heard there was a murder here on this very day last year... but don't worry... I just came to chat with the infernal soul that haunts the mansion, gently perching on Nate's shoulder. That smile might connect us somehow, maybe?