R. Sahlhall

R. is 25 years old. He is the Turntable Artist of Elope & Grope. R. is located in Buenos Aires at Playa del Fin del Mundo.

R. likes to exercise at the gym during off hours and is trying to improve skill in order to get ahead professionally.

Attitude Joyful
State Normal
Mood 28
Health 98
Star Quality 35
Cash 30,150.90 M$
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Days Active: 532 days

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A regular day at the end of the world

I keep an eye on the surfers.

And not only to watch the female specimen's back, but you know, some end up drowning while doing their tricks and it's good manners to help them to breathe again.



Oh, before you accuse me of being a diehard perv, lemme remind you, with all due respect, that mouth-to-mouth is a thing of the past, blow air by the nose is more efficient.
I bet you'll agree that it makes the whole thing a bit less appealing.

I get my coffee ready, bear with me



Back

And there's someone who went to die just here on my beach.
OK, it's not mine. The beach.
But I was here first.

Be considerate, people, come on.
A little bit, at least.



I kinda prefer to drink my coffee away from corpses.
I don't know, I find it more pleasant.

OK, that sounds nasty of me, I'm insensitive and heartless.
But think about it a minute:
if I move to your flat
take poison straight on your couch
I bet you'll enjoy your Popflix and chill a lil less
and let's not talk about the smell.

They say live and let live
I wonder how this applies to my case
I'll have to give it more thoughts



Aaand to take your mind off it
here's a totally random pic of a cat on the beach.
Don't thank me, I'm in a generous mood.

Posted 11/12/2025, 7:00 AM

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