I. Parsons

I. is 125 years old. He is the Electric Guitarist of Inflexible Prose. I. is located in London at Serpentine Lido.

I. likes to go for a walk during off hours and is trying to do nothing in order to get ahead professionally.

Achievements

Achievements are gained throughout your life in this world as you pass noteworthy milestones. Some are easy to achieve while some are only earned by the most hardcore people. More info about achievements and when they are handed out can be found here.

Achievement Pts. Date People

Played the game 18 years!

10
190680
10/2/2024

213

Gold Wedding Anniversary

10
187353
5/16/2024

1602

Spirit of Christmas III

10
183806
12/20/2023

5668

Perfect Playlist

10
183804
12/20/2023

5507

Played the game 16 years!

10
173161
10/3/2022

1870

Ready Player One

10
170363
6/8/2022

15083

Silver Wedding Anniversary

10
161817
6/17/2021

8101

Tin Wedding Anniversary

10
161793
6/16/2021

25936

Wood Wedding Anniversary

10
161793
6/16/2021

41360

Cotton Wedding Anniversary

10
161793
6/16/2021

65505

Picked the Festival Winner!

30
158997
2/19/2021

6116

Spirit of Christmas II

10
157531
12/20/2020

3561

Composed 25 hits!

40
157524
12/20/2020

5335

Performed 3000 Shows

100
155933
10/15/2020

3117

Played the game 14 years!

10
155640
10/3/2020

4568

My band reached the Top 10 Radio chart

20
153222
6/24/2020

20680

Platinum Single - 2000000 copies sold

20
150540
3/4/2020

16120

Performed my first earth shaking concert

25
150062
2/13/2020

17217

Cured 100 patients

30
148776
12/22/2019

5922

Dude Where's My Achievement?

30
148597
12/14/2019

2314

420 Superfriendly

10
148555
12/12/2019

11203

Developer's Gear of Gratitude

30
148232
11/29/2019

74

First photograph published.

10
147143
10/14/2019

15147

My crystal ball ain't so crystal clear

10
146565
9/20/2019

15077

Mastered all the tricks in the book!

20
145715
8/16/2019

10685

High Maintenance

10
145529
8/8/2019

2017

Four correct numbers in the city lottery

10
144936
7/15/2019

7230

The Hoff

10
144572
6/29/2019

29440

High as a Kite

10
144335
6/19/2019

11759

High Times

10
144311
6/18/2019

35275

Did all the tricks in the book!

20
144217
6/15/2019

13568

Kill the Kraken!

10
142988
4/24/2019

13068

Mastered my first trick!

10
142747
4/14/2019

26330

Pulled off my first trick!

10
142647
4/10/2019

41379

Participated in 25 activities

20
141975
3/13/2019

40496

Played the game 12 years!

10
139331
11/23/2018

8462

Played the game 10 years!

10
139331
11/23/2018

13774

Played the game 8 years

10
139331
11/23/2018

21375

Played the game 6 years

10
139331
11/23/2018

30945

Played the game 4 years

10
139331
11/23/2018

45543

Played the game 2 years

10
139331
11/23/2018

68985

Played the game 1 year

10
139331
11/23/2018

86469

Played the game 1 month

10
139331
11/23/2018

136735

Played the game 1 week

10
139331
11/23/2018

149681

Turned in 10 challenges

10
136553
7/30/2018

28116

Participated in 5 activities

10
136548
7/30/2018

68628

Three correct numbers in the city lottery

10
131991
1/21/2018

23002

Composed 10 hits!

30
131050
12/13/2017

20702

Composed 5 hits!

20
131050
12/13/2017

33769

Composed my first hit!

10
131050
12/13/2017

82105

Threw my first release party

10
129189
9/26/2017

34229

As seen on The Late Show

10
128778
9/9/2017

39580

Enjoyed 20 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra

10
128568
9/1/2017

17837

Played the city lottery

10
128338
8/22/2017

72442

Enjoyed 10 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra

10
127417
7/15/2017

21012

Enjoyed 5 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra

10
127307
7/10/2017

23560

Enjoyed the Kobe Sutra for the first time

10
126817
6/20/2017

59006

Performed 2000 Shows

100
124221
3/3/2017

6390

Turned in 5 challenges

10
123263
1/22/2017

36520

The Blizzard of 91

10
122175
12/8/2016

12364

Turned in my first challenge

10
121894
11/26/2016

61830

As seen on Riot Grrrl TV

10
118579
7/11/2016

41759

As seen on The Morning Show

10
118373
7/3/2016

45316

As seen on Public Access TV

10
118045
6/19/2016

43837

As seen on Music Television

10
117978
6/16/2016

44269

As seen on The Bromance Show

10
117892
6/13/2016

41836

Crashed a release party

10
116918
5/3/2016

39422

The Blizzard of 85

10
113609
12/17/2015

15025

Attended a release party

10
111381
9/15/2015

41525

Performed 1000 shows

100
101463
7/29/2014

13721

Performed 500 Shows

50
101463
7/29/2014

22279

Performed 100 shows

20
101463
7/29/2014

46297

Completed a Perfect World Tour

40
101463
7/29/2014

17535

Completed an Awesome World Tour

30
101463
7/29/2014

28953

Collected my first autograph

10
101293
7/22/2014

29861

Knowledge is Power

20
100863
7/4/2014

72016

Perfect Production

20
100439
6/16/2014

15197

Produced my First Track

10
100439
6/16/2014

56313

Visited Land of the Dead

10
99111
4/22/2014

132058

Gold Single - 1000000 copies sold

10
98938
4/15/2014

22015

Platinum Album - 1000000 records sold

20
98938
4/15/2014

17634

Gold Album - 500000 records sold

10
98938
4/15/2014

22736

Song Writing 101

10
91429
6/6/2013

80178

Visited Antenora

30
89349
3/11/2013

26273

Killed 2000 zombies

30
85340
9/25/2012

14458

Garage Band

10
81646
4/24/2012

93713

Completed my first guide

10
81381
4/13/2012

231740

Nightmare at 20,000 Feet

5
79979
2/15/2012

48473

Killed 1000 zombies

25
79955
2/14/2012

19666

Performed my first perfect concert.

20
77525
11/5/2011

33148

Killed 500 zombies

20
77267
10/25/2011

25289

Performed before 10000 people

30
75891
8/29/2011

47301

10 tags and counting yo.

15
73367
5/15/2011

25309

RESPECT! Sprayed my first tag.

10
73361
5/15/2011

54224

Joined a Social Club

10
66133
7/18/2010

139317

Pro Bono Achievement

30
64148
4/26/2010

11990

Enjoyed group sex for the first time.

10
64147
4/26/2010

35829

Filmed my first Music Video.

10
62775
2/28/2010

113143

Faced my Fears

10
58722
9/12/2009

41086

Killed 100 zombies

15
58651
9/9/2009

40512

My band reached the Top 40 Radio chart

10
58132
8/19/2009

35451

Crossed the Desert

20
57384
7/19/2009

44592

Climbed the Mountain

10
56054
5/24/2009

48542

Walked Through the Forest

15
54712
3/29/2009

96881

Became a parent for the first time

20
54224
3/9/2009

98461

Celebrated Valentine's Day

10
52642
1/2/2009

250041

Got married!

20
52529
12/28/2008

75519

Killed my first zombie

10
50384
9/30/2008

69497

Cured my first patient

10
48948
8/1/2008

38491

Became VIP

10
48880
7/29/2008

182500

Joined the mile high club

20
48327
7/6/2008

45061

My band has been touring in 35 cities

10
47108
5/16/2008

116950

Performed my first awesome concert

15
45884
3/26/2008

66896

Snuggled for the first time with my loved one

10
44768
2/9/2008

485276

Completed a World Tour

20
41906
10/13/2007

93949

Contributed to a scientific breakthrough

10
41874
10/11/2007

8003

I support the game!

10
40906
9/1/2007

19430

Released my first album

20
40847
8/29/2007

161426

My band has been touring in 25 cities

10
40371
8/10/2007

149456

Performed my first decent concert

10
39332
6/27/2007

149803

Celebrated New Year

10
38961
6/12/2007

490868

Started a company for the first time.

10
38839
6/7/2007

27334

Celebrated Halloween

10
38769
6/4/2007

546532

My band has been touring in 15 cities

10
36972
3/21/2007

192608

My band has been touring in 10 cities

10
35827
2/1/2007

230963

Performed before more than 1000 people

20
35004
12/29/2006

294611

Completed Mother/Newbie Tour

10
33998
11/17/2006

1014787

My band has been touring in 5 cities

10
33981
11/16/2006

309655

Released my first single

10
33945
11/15/2006

280126

Recorded my first song in the studio

10
33809
11/9/2006

626860

Performed before more than 100 people

10
33314
10/20/2006

1023738

Performed my first concert

10
33314
10/20/2006

1225623