I. Parsons

I. is 129 years old. He is the Electric Guitarist of Inflexible Prose. I. is located in London at Slum Area 9.

I. likes to exercise at the gym during off hours and is trying to do nothing in order to get ahead professionally.

Achievements

Achievements are gained throughout your life in this world as you pass noteworthy milestones. Some are easy to achieve while some are only earned by the most hardcore people. More info about achievements and when they are handed out can be found here.

Achievement Pts. Date People

Played the game 18 years!
10		 190680
10/2/2024
436

Gold Wedding Anniversary
10		 187353
5/16/2024
1883

Spirit of Christmas III
10		 183806
12/20/2023
5668

Perfect Playlist
10		 183804
12/20/2023
5507

Played the game 16 years!
10		 173161
10/3/2022
2417

Ready Player One
10		 170363
6/8/2022
15957

Silver Wedding Anniversary
10		 161817
6/17/2021
8660

Tin Wedding Anniversary
10		 161793
6/16/2021
26499

Wood Wedding Anniversary
10		 161793
6/16/2021
42136

Cotton Wedding Anniversary
10		 161793
6/16/2021
66475

Picked the Festival Winner!
30		 158997
2/19/2021
6431

Spirit of Christmas II
10		 157531
12/20/2020
3561

Composed 25 hits!
40		 157524
12/20/2020
5771

Performed 3000 Shows
100		 155933
10/15/2020
3351

Played the game 14 years!
10		 155640
10/3/2020
5169

My band reached the Top 10 Radio chart
20		 153222
6/24/2020
21013

Platinum Single - 2000000 copies sold
20		 150540
3/4/2020
16582

Performed my first earth shaking concert
25		 150062
2/13/2020
17623

Cured 100 patients
30		 148776
12/22/2019
5996

Dude Where's My Achievement?
30		 148597
12/14/2019
2432

420 Superfriendly
10		 148555
12/12/2019
11716

Developer's Gear of Gratitude
30		 148232
11/29/2019
77

First photograph published.
10		 147143
10/14/2019
15317

My crystal ball ain't so crystal clear
10		 146565
9/20/2019
15561

Mastered all the tricks in the book!
20		 145715
8/16/2019
11216

High Maintenance
10		 145529
8/8/2019
2117

Four correct numbers in the city lottery
10		 144936
7/15/2019
7437

The Hoff
10		 144572
6/29/2019
30157

High as a Kite
10		 144335
6/19/2019
12311

High Times
10		 144311
6/18/2019
36729

Did all the tricks in the book!
20		 144217
6/15/2019
14199

Kill the Kraken!
10		 142988
4/24/2019
13305

Mastered my first trick!
10		 142747
4/14/2019
27445

Pulled off my first trick!
10		 142647
4/10/2019
42922

Participated in 25 activities
20		 141975
3/13/2019
41596

Played the game 12 years!
10		 139331
11/23/2018
9102

Played the game 10 years!
10		 139331
11/23/2018
14616

Played the game 8 years
10		 139331
11/23/2018
22447

Played the game 6 years
10		 139331
11/23/2018
32155

Played the game 4 years
10		 139331
11/23/2018
47305

Played the game 2 years
10		 139331
11/23/2018
70883

Played the game 1 year
10		 139331
11/23/2018
89261

Played the game 1 month
10		 139331
11/23/2018
141125

Played the game 1 week
10		 139331
11/23/2018
154397

Turned in 10 challenges
10		 136553
7/30/2018
29125

Participated in 5 activities
10		 136548
7/30/2018
70224

Three correct numbers in the city lottery
10		 131991
1/21/2018
23559

Composed 10 hits!
30		 131050
12/13/2017
21387

Composed 5 hits!
20		 131050
12/13/2017
34643

Composed my first hit!
10		 131050
12/13/2017
84043

Threw my first release party
10		 129189
9/26/2017
35010

As seen on The Late Show
10		 128778
9/9/2017
40388

Enjoyed 20 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra
10		 128568
9/1/2017
18389

Played the city lottery
10		 128338
8/22/2017
74081

Enjoyed 10 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra
10		 127417
7/15/2017
21678

Enjoyed 5 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra
10		 127307
7/10/2017
24343

Enjoyed the Kobe Sutra for the first time
10		 126817
6/20/2017
60654

Performed 2000 Shows
100		 124221
3/3/2017
6687

Turned in 5 challenges
10		 123263
1/22/2017
37658

The Blizzard of 91
10		 122175
12/8/2016
12364

Turned in my first challenge
10		 121894
11/26/2016
63505

As seen on Riot Grrrl TV
10		 118579
7/11/2016
42703

As seen on The Morning Show
10		 118373
7/3/2016
46343

As seen on Public Access TV
10		 118045
6/19/2016
44797

As seen on Music Television
10		 117978
6/16/2016
45217

As seen on The Bromance Show
10		 117892
6/13/2016
42793

Crashed a release party
10		 116918
5/3/2016
40399

The Blizzard of 85
10		 113609
12/17/2015
15026

Attended a release party
10		 111381
9/15/2015
42475

Performed 1000 shows
100		 101463
7/29/2014
14151

Performed 500 Shows
50		 101463
7/29/2014
22789

Performed 100 shows
20		 101463
7/29/2014
47132

Completed a Perfect World Tour
40		 101463
7/29/2014
18001

Completed an Awesome World Tour
30		 101463
7/29/2014
29684

Collected my first autograph
10		 101293
7/22/2014
30353

Knowledge is Power
20		 100863
7/4/2014
73327

Perfect Production
20		 100439
6/16/2014
15504

Produced my First Track
10		 100439
6/16/2014
56842

Visited Land of the Dead
10		 99111
4/22/2014
133580

Gold Single - 1000000 copies sold
10		 98938
4/15/2014
22576

Platinum Album - 1000000 records sold
20		 98938
4/15/2014
18113

Gold Album - 500000 records sold
10		 98938
4/15/2014
23250

Song Writing 101
10		 91429
6/6/2013
81135

Visited Antenora
30		 89349
3/11/2013
26547

Killed 2000 zombies
30		 85340
9/25/2012
14844

Garage Band
10		 81646
4/24/2012
94845

Completed my first guide
10		 81381
4/13/2012
234809

Nightmare at 20,000 Feet
5		 79979
2/15/2012
49350

Killed 1000 zombies
25		 79955
2/14/2012
20138

Performed my first perfect concert.
20		 77525
11/5/2011
33733

Killed 500 zombies
20		 77267
10/25/2011
25813

Performed before 10000 people
30		 75891
8/29/2011
47975

10 tags and counting yo.
15		 73367
5/15/2011
25544

RESPECT! Sprayed my first tag.
10		 73361
5/15/2011
54528

Joined a Social Club
10		 66133
7/18/2010
141015

Pro Bono Achievement
30		 64148
4/26/2010
12074

Enjoyed group sex for the first time.
10		 64147
4/26/2010
36202

Filmed my first Music Video.
10		 62775
2/28/2010
113866

Faced my Fears
10		 58722
9/12/2009
41780

Killed 100 zombies
15		 58651
9/9/2009
41111

My band reached the Top 40 Radio chart
10		 58132
8/19/2009
35998

Crossed the Desert
20		 57384
7/19/2009
45341

Climbed the Mountain
10		 56054
5/24/2009
49413

Walked Through the Forest
15		 54712
3/29/2009
98240

Became a parent for the first time
20		 54224
3/9/2009
99322

Celebrated Valentine's Day
10		 52642
1/2/2009
251306

Got married!
20		 52529
12/28/2008
76551

Killed my first zombie
10		 50384
9/30/2008
70189

Cured my first patient
10		 48948
8/1/2008
38917

Became VIP
10		 48880
7/29/2008
184713

Joined the mile high club
20		 48327
7/6/2008
45517

My band has been touring in 35 cities
10		 47108
5/16/2008
117864

Performed my first awesome concert
15		 45884
3/26/2008
67713

Snuggled for the first time with my loved one
10		 44768
2/9/2008
487097

Completed a World Tour
20		 41906
10/13/2007
94819

Contributed to a scientific breakthrough
10		 41874
10/11/2007
8003

I support the game!
10		 40906
9/1/2007
19430

Released my first album
20		 40847
8/29/2007
162085

My band has been touring in 25 cities
10		 40371
8/10/2007
150381

Performed my first decent concert
10		 39332
6/27/2007
150837

Celebrated New Year
10		 38961
6/12/2007
492845

Started a company for the first time.
10		 38839
6/7/2007
27403

Celebrated Halloween
10		 38769
6/4/2007
548687

My band has been touring in 15 cities
10		 36972
3/21/2007
193591

My band has been touring in 10 cities
10		 35827
2/1/2007
232005

Performed before more than 1000 people
20		 35004
12/29/2006
295738

Completed Mother/Newbie Tour
10		 33998
11/17/2006
1017265

My band has been touring in 5 cities
10		 33981
11/16/2006
310760

Released my first single
10		 33945
11/15/2006
280958

Recorded my first song in the studio
10		 33809
11/9/2006
628074

Performed before more than 100 people
10		 33314
10/20/2006
1027664

Performed my first concert
10		 33314
10/20/2006
1229796