I. Parsons

I. is 131 years old. He is the Electric Guitarist of Inflexible Prose. I. is located in London at Serpentine Lido.

I. likes to exercise at the gym during off hours and is trying to do nothing in order to get ahead professionally.

Achievements

Achievements are gained throughout your life in this world as you pass noteworthy milestones. Some are easy to achieve while some are only earned by the most hardcore people. More info about achievements and when they are handed out can be found here.

Achievement Pts. Date People

Played the game 18 years!
10		 190680
10/2/2024
571

Gold Wedding Anniversary
10		 187353
5/16/2024
1978

Spirit of Christmas III
10		 183806
12/20/2023
5668

Perfect Playlist
10		 183804
12/20/2023
5507

Played the game 16 years!
10		 173161
10/3/2022
2661

Ready Player One
10		 170363
6/8/2022
16321

Silver Wedding Anniversary
10		 161817
6/17/2021
8889

Tin Wedding Anniversary
10		 161793
6/16/2021
26749

Wood Wedding Anniversary
10		 161793
6/16/2021
42442

Cotton Wedding Anniversary
10		 161793
6/16/2021
66897

Picked the Festival Winner!
30		 158997
2/19/2021
6431

Spirit of Christmas II
10		 157531
12/20/2020
3561

Composed 25 hits!
40		 157524
12/20/2020
5931

Performed 3000 Shows
100		 155933
10/15/2020
3457

Played the game 14 years!
10		 155640
10/3/2020
5448

My band reached the Top 10 Radio chart
20		 153222
6/24/2020
21157

Platinum Single - 2000000 copies sold
20		 150540
3/4/2020
16783

Performed my first earth shaking concert
25		 150062
2/13/2020
17817

Cured 100 patients
30		 148776
12/22/2019
6025

Dude Where's My Achievement?
30		 148597
12/14/2019
2494

420 Superfriendly
10		 148555
12/12/2019
11936

Developer's Gear of Gratitude
30		 148232
11/29/2019
77

First photograph published.
10		 147143
10/14/2019
15400

My crystal ball ain't so crystal clear
10		 146565
9/20/2019
15561

Mastered all the tricks in the book!
20		 145715
8/16/2019
11469

High Maintenance
10		 145529
8/8/2019
2206

Four correct numbers in the city lottery
10		 144936
7/15/2019
7529

The Hoff
10		 144572
6/29/2019
30467

High as a Kite
10		 144335
6/19/2019
12606

High Times
10		 144311
6/18/2019
37390

Did all the tricks in the book!
20		 144217
6/15/2019
14517

Kill the Kraken!
10		 142988
4/24/2019
13451

Mastered my first trick!
10		 142747
4/14/2019
27946

Pulled off my first trick!
10		 142647
4/10/2019
43567

Participated in 25 activities
20		 141975
3/13/2019
42177

Played the game 12 years!
10		 139331
11/23/2018
9398

Played the game 10 years!
10		 139331
11/23/2018
15219

Played the game 8 years
10		 139331
11/23/2018
22935

Played the game 6 years
10		 139331
11/23/2018
32680

Played the game 4 years
10		 139331
11/23/2018
48029

Played the game 2 years
10		 139331
11/23/2018
71611

Played the game 1 year
10		 139331
11/23/2018
90512

Played the game 1 month
10		 139331
11/23/2018
143173

Played the game 1 week
10		 139331
11/23/2018
156680

Turned in 10 challenges
10		 136553
7/30/2018
29490

Participated in 5 activities
10		 136548
7/30/2018
71077

Three correct numbers in the city lottery
10		 131991
1/21/2018
23770

Composed 10 hits!
30		 131050
12/13/2017
21644

Composed 5 hits!
20		 131050
12/13/2017
35040

Composed my first hit!
10		 131050
12/13/2017
85039

Threw my first release party
10		 129189
9/26/2017
35322

As seen on The Late Show
10		 128778
9/9/2017
40785

Enjoyed 20 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra
10		 128568
9/1/2017
18662

Played the city lottery
10		 128338
8/22/2017
74818

Enjoyed 10 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra
10		 127417
7/15/2017
21993

Enjoyed 5 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra
10		 127307
7/10/2017
24687

Enjoyed the Kobe Sutra for the first time
10		 126817
6/20/2017
61357

Performed 2000 Shows
100		 124221
3/3/2017
6833

Turned in 5 challenges
10		 123263
1/22/2017
38195

The Blizzard of 91
10		 122175
12/8/2016
12364

Turned in my first challenge
10		 121894
11/26/2016
64221

As seen on Riot Grrrl TV
10		 118579
7/11/2016
43117

As seen on The Morning Show
10		 118373
7/3/2016
46800

As seen on Public Access TV
10		 118045
6/19/2016
45284

As seen on Music Television
10		 117978
6/16/2016
45689

As seen on The Bromance Show
10		 117892
6/13/2016
43220

Crashed a release party
10		 116918
5/3/2016
40822

The Blizzard of 85
10		 113609
12/17/2015
15026

Attended a release party
10		 111381
9/15/2015
42917

Performed 1000 shows
100		 101463
7/29/2014
14376

Performed 500 Shows
50		 101463
7/29/2014
23034

Performed 100 shows
20		 101463
7/29/2014
47518

Completed a Perfect World Tour
40		 101463
7/29/2014
18217

Completed an Awesome World Tour
30		 101463
7/29/2014
29953

Collected my first autograph
10		 101293
7/22/2014
30608

Knowledge is Power
20		 100863
7/4/2014
73914

Perfect Production
20		 100439
6/16/2014
15618

Produced my First Track
10		 100439
6/16/2014
57069

Visited Land of the Dead
10		 99111
4/22/2014
134144

Gold Single - 1000000 copies sold
10		 98938
4/15/2014
22834

Platinum Album - 1000000 records sold
20		 98938
4/15/2014
18371

Gold Album - 500000 records sold
10		 98938
4/15/2014
23527

Song Writing 101
10		 91429
6/6/2013
81573

Visited Antenora
30		 89349
3/11/2013
26669

Killed 2000 zombies
30		 85340
9/25/2012
15023

Garage Band
10		 81646
4/24/2012
95348

Completed my first guide
10		 81381
4/13/2012
236256

Nightmare at 20,000 Feet
5		 79979
2/15/2012
49728

Killed 1000 zombies
25		 79955
2/14/2012
20335

Performed my first perfect concert.
20		 77525
11/5/2011
33993

Killed 500 zombies
20		 77267
10/25/2011
26016

Performed before 10000 people
30		 75891
8/29/2011
48279

10 tags and counting yo.
15		 73367
5/15/2011
25651

RESPECT! Sprayed my first tag.
10		 73361
5/15/2011
54664

Joined a Social Club
10		 66133
7/18/2010
141722

Pro Bono Achievement
30		 64148
4/26/2010
12115

Enjoyed group sex for the first time.
10		 64147
4/26/2010
36346

Filmed my first Music Video.
10		 62775
2/28/2010
114189

Faced my Fears
10		 58722
9/12/2009
41942

Killed 100 zombies
15		 58651
9/9/2009
41357

My band reached the Top 40 Radio chart
10		 58132
8/19/2009
36226

Crossed the Desert
20		 57384
7/19/2009
45536

Climbed the Mountain
10		 56054
5/24/2009
49615

Walked Through the Forest
15		 54712
3/29/2009
98524

Became a parent for the first time
20		 54224
3/9/2009
99685

Celebrated Valentine's Day
10		 52642
1/2/2009
252008

Got married!
20		 52529
12/28/2008
76934

Killed my first zombie
10		 50384
9/30/2008
70467

Cured my first patient
10		 48948
8/1/2008
39082

Became VIP
10		 48880
7/29/2008
185721

Joined the mile high club
20		 48327
7/6/2008
45735

My band has been touring in 35 cities
10		 47108
5/16/2008
118265

Performed my first awesome concert
15		 45884
3/26/2008
68025

Snuggled for the first time with my loved one
10		 44768
2/9/2008
487845

Completed a World Tour
20		 41906
10/13/2007
95140

Contributed to a scientific breakthrough
10		 41874
10/11/2007
8003

I support the game!
10		 40906
9/1/2007
19430

Released my first album
20		 40847
8/29/2007
162363

My band has been touring in 25 cities
10		 40371
8/10/2007
150837

Performed my first decent concert
10		 39332
6/27/2007
151250

Celebrated New Year
10		 38961
6/12/2007
493522

Started a company for the first time.
10		 38839
6/7/2007
27437

Celebrated Halloween
10		 38769
6/4/2007
549215

My band has been touring in 15 cities
10		 36972
3/21/2007
194074

My band has been touring in 10 cities
10		 35827
2/1/2007
232516

Performed before more than 1000 people
20		 35004
12/29/2006
296220

Completed Mother/Newbie Tour
10		 33998
11/17/2006
1018477

My band has been touring in 5 cities
10		 33981
11/16/2006
311318

Released my first single
10		 33945
11/15/2006
281323

Recorded my first song in the studio
10		 33809
11/9/2006
628629

Performed before more than 100 people
10		 33314
10/20/2006
1029482

Performed my first concert
10		 33314
10/20/2006
1231694