I. Parsons

I. is 126 years old. He is the Electric Guitarist of Inflexible Prose. I. is located in London at Serpentine Lido.

I. likes to exercise at the gym during off hours and is trying to do nothing in order to get ahead professionally.

Achievements

Achievements are gained throughout your life in this world as you pass noteworthy milestones. Some are easy to achieve while some are only earned by the most hardcore people. More info about achievements and when they are handed out can be found here.

Achievement Pts. Date People

Played the game 18 years!

10
190680
10/2/2024

245

Gold Wedding Anniversary

10
187353
5/16/2024

1642

Spirit of Christmas III

10
183806
12/20/2023

5668

Perfect Playlist

10
183804
12/20/2023

5507

Played the game 16 years!

10
173161
10/3/2022

1970

Ready Player One

10
170363
6/8/2022

15268

Silver Wedding Anniversary

10
161817
6/17/2021

8222

Tin Wedding Anniversary

10
161793
6/16/2021

26023

Wood Wedding Anniversary

10
161793
6/16/2021

41492

Cotton Wedding Anniversary

10
161793
6/16/2021

65667

Picked the Festival Winner!

30
158997
2/19/2021

6116

Spirit of Christmas II

10
157531
12/20/2020

3561

Composed 25 hits!

40
157524
12/20/2020

5396

Performed 3000 Shows

100
155933
10/15/2020

3156

Played the game 14 years!

10
155640
10/3/2020

4672

My band reached the Top 10 Radio chart

20
153222
6/24/2020

20729

Platinum Single - 2000000 copies sold

20
150540
3/4/2020

16187

Performed my first earth shaking concert

25
150062
2/13/2020

17277

Cured 100 patients

30
148776
12/22/2019

5940

Dude Where's My Achievement?

30
148597
12/14/2019

2344

420 Superfriendly

10
148555
12/12/2019

11322

Developer's Gear of Gratitude

30
148232
11/29/2019

74

First photograph published.

10
147143
10/14/2019

15172

My crystal ball ain't so crystal clear

10
146565
9/20/2019

15077

Mastered all the tricks in the book!

20
145715
8/16/2019

10790

High Maintenance

10
145529
8/8/2019

2040

Four correct numbers in the city lottery

10
144936
7/15/2019

7267

The Hoff

10
144572
6/29/2019

29564

High as a Kite

10
144335
6/19/2019

11872

High Times

10
144311
6/18/2019

35573

Did all the tricks in the book!

20
144217
6/15/2019

13695

Kill the Kraken!

10
142988
4/24/2019

13068

Mastered my first trick!

10
142747
4/14/2019

26550

Pulled off my first trick!

10
142647
4/10/2019

41691

Participated in 25 activities

20
141975
3/13/2019

40744

Played the game 12 years!

10
139331
11/23/2018

8564

Played the game 10 years!

10
139331
11/23/2018

13921

Played the game 8 years

10
139331
11/23/2018

21578

Played the game 6 years

10
139331
11/23/2018

31162

Played the game 4 years

10
139331
11/23/2018

45882

Played the game 2 years

10
139331
11/23/2018

69366

Played the game 1 year

10
139331
11/23/2018

86898

Played the game 1 month

10
139331
11/23/2018

137763

Played the game 1 week

10
139331
11/23/2018

150673

Turned in 10 challenges

10
136553
7/30/2018

28328

Participated in 5 activities

10
136548
7/30/2018

68999

Three correct numbers in the city lottery

10
131991
1/21/2018

23129

Composed 10 hits!

30
131050
12/13/2017

20805

Composed 5 hits!

20
131050
12/13/2017

33935

Composed my first hit!

10
131050
12/13/2017

82503

Threw my first release party

10
129189
9/26/2017

34380

As seen on The Late Show

10
128778
9/9/2017

39732

Enjoyed 20 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra

10
128568
9/1/2017

17941

Played the city lottery

10
128338
8/22/2017

72762

Enjoyed 10 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra

10
127417
7/15/2017

21143

Enjoyed 5 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra

10
127307
7/10/2017

23710

Enjoyed the Kobe Sutra for the first time

10
126817
6/20/2017

59324

Performed 2000 Shows

100
124221
3/3/2017

6443

Turned in 5 challenges

10
123263
1/22/2017

36746

The Blizzard of 91

10
122175
12/8/2016

12364

Turned in my first challenge

10
121894
11/26/2016

62190

As seen on Riot Grrrl TV

10
118579
7/11/2016

41932

As seen on The Morning Show

10
118373
7/3/2016

45498

As seen on Public Access TV

10
118045
6/19/2016

44014

As seen on Music Television

10
117978
6/16/2016

44455

As seen on The Bromance Show

10
117892
6/13/2016

41998

Crashed a release party

10
116918
5/3/2016

39617

The Blizzard of 85

10
113609
12/17/2015

15025

Attended a release party

10
111381
9/15/2015

41753

Performed 1000 shows

100
101463
7/29/2014

13810

Performed 500 Shows

50
101463
7/29/2014

22378

Performed 100 shows

20
101463
7/29/2014

46471

Completed a Perfect World Tour

40
101463
7/29/2014

17610

Completed an Awesome World Tour

30
101463
7/29/2014

29102

Collected my first autograph

10
101293
7/22/2014

29957

Knowledge is Power

20
100863
7/4/2014

72278

Perfect Production

20
100439
6/16/2014

15257

Produced my First Track

10
100439
6/16/2014

56402

Visited Land of the Dead

10
99111
4/22/2014

132310

Gold Single - 1000000 copies sold

10
98938
4/15/2014

22094

Platinum Album - 1000000 records sold

20
98938
4/15/2014

17754

Gold Album - 500000 records sold

10
98938
4/15/2014

22830

Song Writing 101

10
91429
6/6/2013

80383

Visited Antenora

30
89349
3/11/2013

26331

Killed 2000 zombies

30
85340
9/25/2012

14538

Garage Band

10
81646
4/24/2012

93931

Completed my first guide

10
81381
4/13/2012

232323

Nightmare at 20,000 Feet

5
79979
2/15/2012

48653

Killed 1000 zombies

25
79955
2/14/2012

19778

Performed my first perfect concert.

20
77525
11/5/2011

33254

Killed 500 zombies

20
77267
10/25/2011

25408

Performed before 10000 people

30
75891
8/29/2011

47404

10 tags and counting yo.

15
73367
5/15/2011

25359

RESPECT! Sprayed my first tag.

10
73361
5/15/2011

54280

Joined a Social Club

10
66133
7/18/2010

139703

Pro Bono Achievement

30
64148
4/26/2010

12008

Enjoyed group sex for the first time.

10
64147
4/26/2010

35899

Filmed my first Music Video.

10
62775
2/28/2010

113266

Faced my Fears

10
58722
9/12/2009

41286

Killed 100 zombies

15
58651
9/9/2009

40653

My band reached the Top 40 Radio chart

10
58132
8/19/2009

35566

Crossed the Desert

20
57384
7/19/2009

44806

Climbed the Mountain

10
56054
5/24/2009

48762

Walked Through the Forest

15
54712
3/29/2009

97205

Became a parent for the first time

20
54224
3/9/2009

98622

Celebrated Valentine's Day

10
52642
1/2/2009

250041

Got married!

20
52529
12/28/2008

75742

Killed my first zombie

10
50384
9/30/2008

69643

Cured my first patient

10
48948
8/1/2008

38587

Became VIP

10
48880
7/29/2008

182961

Joined the mile high club

20
48327
7/6/2008

45136

My band has been touring in 35 cities

10
47108
5/16/2008

117112

Performed my first awesome concert

15
45884
3/26/2008

67043

Snuggled for the first time with my loved one

10
44768
2/9/2008

485601

Completed a World Tour

20
41906
10/13/2007

94125

Contributed to a scientific breakthrough

10
41874
10/11/2007

8003

I support the game!

10
40906
9/1/2007

19430

Released my first album

20
40847
8/29/2007

161512

My band has been touring in 25 cities

10
40371
8/10/2007

149607

Performed my first decent concert

10
39332
6/27/2007

149972

Celebrated New Year

10
38961
6/12/2007

491463

Started a company for the first time.

10
38839
6/7/2007

27347

Celebrated Halloween

10
38769
6/4/2007

547158

My band has been touring in 15 cities

10
36972
3/21/2007

192754

My band has been touring in 10 cities

10
35827
2/1/2007

231122

Performed before more than 1000 people

20
35004
12/29/2006

294854

Completed Mother/Newbie Tour

10
33998
11/17/2006

1015257

My band has been touring in 5 cities

10
33981
11/16/2006

309836

Released my first single

10
33945
11/15/2006

280271

Recorded my first song in the studio

10
33809
11/9/2006

627070

Performed before more than 100 people

10
33314
10/20/2006

1024499

Performed my first concert

10
33314
10/20/2006

1226453