J. Porch

J. is 40 years old. She is the Lead Singer of You Never Can Tell. J. is also known as "Swallow". J. is located in Madrid at [✞]Cementerio La Almudena.

J. likes to go for a walk during off hours and is trying to do nothing in order to get ahead professionally.

Achievements

Achievements are gained throughout your life in this world as you pass noteworthy milestones. Some are easy to achieve while some are only earned by the most hardcore people. More info about achievements and when they are handed out can be found here.

Achievement Pts. Date People

Played the game 10 years!

10
179463
6/22/2023

13339

Turned in 100 challenges

10
177306
3/24/2023

4732

Did all the tricks in the book!

20
174863
12/12/2022

13195

Composed 25 hits!

40
174400
11/23/2022

5115

Played in the festival

30
165886
12/3/2021

6053

Tin Wedding Anniversary

10
165513
11/18/2021

25599

Wood Wedding Anniversary

10
162825
7/29/2021

40966

Cotton Wedding Anniversary

10
162825
7/29/2021

64996

Mastered the Advanced Kobe Sutra

10
162127
6/30/2021

7677

Played the game 8 years

10
161894
6/20/2021

20708

I Support the Cabaret

10
161239
5/24/2021

795

Threw 25 release parties

20
160601
4/27/2021

5384

Enjoyed 60 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra

10
159533
3/14/2021

8986

Picked the Festival Winner!

30
158997
2/19/2021

6116

Mastered the Kobe Sutra

10
158425
1/27/2021

10412

The Hoff

10
158047
1/11/2021

28865

Performed 1000 shows

100
158014
1/9/2021

13503

Turned in 50 challenges

10
155300
9/18/2020

10413

Performed my first GOD SMACKINGLY GLORIOUS concert

30
154771
8/27/2020

9732

Enjoyed 20 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra

10
154335
8/9/2020

17465

My band reached the Top 10 Radio chart

20
154062
7/29/2020

20485

Enjoyed 10 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra

10
153309
6/27/2020

20595

Enjoyed 5 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra

10
153003
6/15/2020

23105

My crystal ball ain't so crystal clear

10
152782
6/5/2020

15077

Participated in 25 activities

20
152756
6/4/2020

39822

Got married!

20
152068
5/7/2020

74983

Participated in 5 activities

10
152055
5/6/2020

67703

Performed my first earth shaking concert

25
151268
4/3/2020

16994

Platinum Single - 2000000 copies sold

20
151224
4/2/2020

15901

Threw 10 release parties

15
150853
3/17/2020

11608

Performed 500 Shows

50
150796
3/15/2020

21999

Became a parent for the first time

20
150471
3/1/2020

97557

First photograph published.

10
150167
2/17/2020

15070

Turned in 25 challenges

10
150102
2/15/2020

17484

Composed 10 hits!

30
150062
2/13/2020

20295

Dude Where's My Achievement?

30
149779
2/1/2020

2255

Celebrated Valentine's Day

10
149396
1/16/2020

249138

Spared no expense!

30
148840
12/24/2019

11727

The Scarlet Letter

10
148726
12/19/2019

8328

Drugs are bad, mkay.

10
148413
12/6/2019

3388

Joined a Social Club

10
148321
12/3/2019

138161

Attended a release party

10
147668
11/5/2019

41015

5000 days!

10
147600
11/3/2019

53403

Enjoyed the Kobe Sutra for the first time

10
147309
10/21/2019

58052

Snuggled for the first time with my loved one

10
146998
10/8/2019

484226

Perfect Production

20
146412
9/14/2019

15047

Turned in 10 challenges

10
146270
9/8/2019

27591

Completed my first guide

10
146255
9/7/2019

229787

Crossed the Desert

20
146088
9/1/2019

44124

My band reached the Top 40 Radio chart

10
145998
8/28/2019

35194

Completed a Perfect World Tour

40
145395
8/3/2019

17313

Platinum Album - 1000000 records sold

20
145340
7/31/2019

17423

Faced my Fears

10
144758
7/7/2019

40695

Joined the mile high club

20
144751
7/7/2019

44727

Turned in 5 challenges

10
144619
7/1/2019

35779

Played the game 6 years

10
144377
6/21/2019

30361

Three correct numbers in the city lottery

10
144197
6/14/2019

22626

High as a Kite

10
144171
6/13/2019

11421

Cured my first patient

10
143952
6/4/2019

38163

420 Superfriendly

10
143921
6/2/2019

10892

High Times

10
143921
6/2/2019

34370

Threw my first release party

10
143807
5/28/2019

33854

Filmed my first Music Video.

10
143736
5/26/2019

112649

Performed 100 shows

20
143554
5/18/2019

45842

Gold Single - 1000000 copies sold

10
143322
5/8/2019

21747

Gold Album - 500000 records sold

10
143322
5/8/2019

22464

Determined the Fate of the Kraken

10
143040
4/27/2019

29501

Save the Kraken!

10
142970
4/24/2019

28100

Crashed a release party

10
142962
4/23/2019

38945

Played the city lottery

10
142846
4/18/2019

71273

Completed an Awesome World Tour

30
142840
4/18/2019

28635

Performed before 10000 people

30
142840
4/18/2019

46977

Mastered my first trick!

10
142838
4/18/2019

25547

Pulled off my first trick!

10
142697
4/12/2019

40422

Performed my first perfect concert.

20
142677
4/11/2019

32847

Released my first album

20
142619
4/9/2019

161073

Turned in my first challenge

10
142587
4/8/2019

60801

Completed a World Tour

20
142356
3/29/2019

93564

Climbed the Mountain

10
142057
3/17/2019

47957

My band has been touring in 35 cities

10
141982
3/13/2019

116471

As seen on The Late Show

10
141885
3/9/2019

39105

As seen on Music Television

10
141805
3/6/2019

43667

Released my first single

10
141790
3/5/2019

279641

My band has been touring in 25 cities

10
141717
3/2/2019

148934

As seen on Riot Grrrl TV

10
141500
2/21/2019

41210

Composed 5 hits!

20
141495
2/21/2019

33318

As seen on Public Access TV

10
141492
2/21/2019

43296

My band has been touring in 15 cities

10
141478
2/20/2019

192046

My band has been touring in 10 cities

10
141362
2/16/2019

230363

Collected my first autograph

10
141292
2/13/2019

29491

As seen on The Bromance Show

10
141267
2/12/2019

41265

As seen on The Morning Show

10
141178
2/8/2019

44757

Performed my first awesome concert

15
141146
2/7/2019

66546

Produced my First Track

10
141065
2/3/2019

55996

Recorded my first song in the studio

10
141065
2/3/2019

626074

My band has been touring in 5 cities

10
140906
1/28/2019

308993

Performed my first decent concert

10
140743
1/21/2019

149205

Performed before more than 1000 people

20
140743
1/21/2019

293984

Performed before more than 100 people

10
140743
1/21/2019

1021315

Performed my first concert

10
140743
1/21/2019

1223045

The Christmas Thief of 104

10
139866
12/15/2018

9881

Played the game 4 years

10
139652
12/6/2018

44444

Played the game 2 years

10
139652
12/6/2018

67725

Played the game 1 year

10
139652
12/6/2018

85172

Played the game 1 month

10
139652
12/6/2018

133768

Played the game 1 week

10
139652
12/6/2018

146290

Composed my first hit!

10
139651
12/6/2018

80827

Visited Land of the Dead

10
139651
12/6/2018

131229

Killed my first zombie

10
89376
3/13/2013

69098

Nightmare at 20,000 Feet

5
82491
5/30/2012

47885

Walked Through the Forest

15
81593
4/22/2012

96205

Celebrated Halloween

10
61625
1/11/2010

545336

Celebrated New Year

10
60478
11/24/2009

489679

Became VIP

10
58325
8/27/2009

181166