M. Bastard

M. is 22 years old. He is the Cat Burglar of The Magnificent One. M. is also known as "Centre of the Known Universe". M. is located in London at Serpentine Lido.

M. likes to exercise at the gym during off hours and is trying to improve skill in order to get ahead professionally.

Achievements

Achievements are gained throughout your life in this world as you pass noteworthy milestones. Some are easy to achieve while some are only earned by the most hardcore people. More info about achievements and when they are handed out can be found here.

Achievement Pts. Date People

Silver Wedding Anniversary

10
197859
7/28/2025

8717

Frostveil Madness of 144

10
192617
12/21/2024

9011

Cantus Cactus Viginti

10
192212
12/4/2024

15531

Played the game 10 years!

10
191264
10/26/2024

14888

Tin Wedding Anniversary

10
177699
4/10/2023

26593

Played the game 8 years

10
173744
10/27/2022

22575

Ready Player One

10
170384
6/9/2022

16088

The Tao of Willie

10
169946
5/22/2022

4036

Wood Wedding Anniversary

10
168339
3/16/2022

42205

Winter Games Year 124

10
166267
12/19/2021

9086

Became a parent for the first time

20
166234
12/18/2021

99439

Mastered the Kobe Sutra

10
164616
10/12/2021

11009

Enjoyed group sex for the first time.

10
164254
9/26/2021

36239

Cotton Wedding Anniversary

10
162963
8/4/2021

66589

Lucky Number Seven!

30
162354
7/9/2021

1114

Got married!

20
161613
6/8/2021

76671

Played the game 6 years

10
156227
10/27/2020

32292

Dude Where's My Achievement?

30
156078
10/21/2020

2453

Mastered the Advanced Kobe Sutra

10
155496
9/27/2020

8226

Hang Ten!

10
149232
1/10/2020

16422

Turned in 100 challenges

10
148694
12/18/2019

5222

High as a Kite

10
146015
8/28/2019

12390

Completed 500 Heists

50
144838
7/10/2019

1971

Pulled off my first trick!

10
144071
6/8/2019

43120

420 Superfriendly

10
143853
5/30/2019

11784

High Times

10
143800
5/28/2019

36933

Enjoyed 60 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra

10
143187
5/3/2019

9627

Three Sevens!

20
139869
12/15/2018

2496

Played the game 4 years

10
139335
11/23/2018

47510

Played the game 2 years

10
139335
11/23/2018

71093

Played the game 1 year

10
139335
11/23/2018

89595

Played the game 1 month

10
139335
11/23/2018

141670

Played the game 1 week

10
139335
11/23/2018

155016

Visited the Shifty Underground Club

20
137256
8/29/2018

3192

Looking for Sevens!

10
137256
8/29/2018

3026

Tomb Raider

10
136415
7/24/2018

4382

Participated in 100 activities

30
136064
7/10/2018

19281

Took the easy way out

10
135400
6/12/2018

3277

Turned in 50 challenges

10
134972
5/25/2018

11190

Discovered 10 treasures!

10
134488
5/5/2018

6634

Found the Needle!

10
134444
5/3/2018

7306

The Achievement

10
134420
5/2/2018

6851

It's a pirate's life for me!

10
134417
5/2/2018

6768

Discovered 5 treasures!

10
134397
5/1/2018

8508

Discovered my first treasure!

10
134333
4/29/2018

12308

Wanted in 5 Cities

10
133966
4/13/2018

1982

Determined the Fate of the Kraken

10
133776
4/6/2018

31559

Killed 100 zombies

15
133727
4/3/2018

41151

Save the Kraken!

10
133720
4/3/2018

30023

Escaped the long arm of the law for the tenth time.

20
133105
3/9/2018

4074

Excelsior Receipt

20
132314
2/4/2018

1430

Knowledge is Power

20
131913
1/18/2018

73484

The Blizzard of 98

10
131527
1/2/2018

10256

Wanted Criminal

10
131411
12/28/2017

12306

Enjoyed 20 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra

10
131235
12/21/2017

18472

Pharmaceutical Felony

10
131035
12/12/2017

5006

Corporate Espionage

10
130915
12/7/2017

4580

5000 days!

10
130537
11/22/2017

56181

Turned in 25 challenges

10
130511
11/20/2017

18629

Completed 100 Heists

20
130245
11/9/2017

6191

The Office

10
130011
10/31/2017

7131

His Master's Voice

10
129914
10/27/2017

7311

Three correct numbers in the city lottery

10
129741
10/19/2017

23608

Going Postal

10
129609
10/14/2017

7415

Played the city lottery

10
129541
10/11/2017

74289

Under the Radar III

30
128432
8/26/2017

6971

Ma Baker's Pride

20
128432
8/26/2017

6985

Thomas Crown goes to the Museum

10
128432
8/26/2017

6873

320GB

10
128127
8/13/2017

9693

Enjoyed 10 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra

10
127965
8/6/2017

21759

Celebrated Valentine's Day

10
127917
8/4/2017

251660

Enjoyed 5 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra

10
127831
8/1/2017

24441

Turned in 10 challenges

10
127314
7/10/2017

29206

Walked Through the Forest

15
127280
7/9/2017

98240

Enjoyed the Kobe Sutra for the first time

10
127147
7/3/2017

60879

Broke out of jail

20
127079
6/30/2017

9900

Completed 10 Heists

10
126882
6/22/2017

11825

Snuggled for the first time with my loved one

10
126077
5/20/2017

487317

Turned in 5 challenges

10
126046
5/18/2017

37770

Know when to fold 'em

10
126044
5/18/2017

17692

Participated in 25 activities

20
125956
5/15/2017

41675

Climbed the Mountain

10
125944
5/14/2017

49413

Braille Receipt

10
125902
5/12/2017

7445

Reached my Hand Limit.

10
125879
5/11/2017

19602

Killed my first zombie

10
125650
5/2/2017

70228

Let's do Pierre Hotel next!

10
125649
5/2/2017

14486

Escaped the long arm of the law.

10
125397
4/21/2017

17848

Everybody be cool, this is a robbery!

10
125397
4/21/2017

18608

Bubba University Alumni

10
125340
4/19/2017

22501

Do not pass go, do not collect $200

10
125339
4/19/2017

30510

Turned in my first challenge

10
125320
4/18/2017

63648

Under the Radar

10
125305
4/18/2017

18662

Completed My First Heist

10
125305
4/18/2017

23525

In Ma Baker We Trust

10
125181
4/12/2017

36004

Know when to hold 'em

10
125181
4/12/2017

37640

Completed Mother/Newbie Tour

10
125181
4/12/2017

1017565

Completed my first guide

10
125181
4/12/2017

235192

Nightmare at 20,000 Feet

5
124596
3/19/2017

49416

100 tags of mine visible right now. I own this world homeboy!

20
124373
3/10/2017

8529

Joined a Social Club

10
123499
2/1/2017

141270

10 tags and counting yo.

15
123114
1/16/2017

25569

RESPECT! Sprayed my first tag.

10
123095
1/15/2017

54564

The Hoff

10
118102
6/21/2016

30272

Attended a release party

10
106166
2/10/2015

42560

Celebrated New Year

10
104827
12/16/2014

492972

Celebrated Halloween

10
104618
12/8/2014

548687

Became VIP

10
104520
12/4/2014

184981

Participated in 5 activities

10
103712
10/31/2014

70373