M. Bastard

M. is 22 years old. He is the Cat Burglar of The Magnificent One. M. is also known as "Centre of the Known Universe". M. is located in London at Serpentine Lido.

M. likes to exercise at the gym during off hours and is trying to improve skill in order to get ahead professionally.

Achievements

Achievements are gained throughout your life in this world as you pass noteworthy milestones. Some are easy to achieve while some are only earned by the most hardcore people. More info about achievements and when they are handed out can be found here.

Achievement Pts. Date People

Silver Wedding Anniversary

10
197859
7/28/2025

8774

Frostveil Madness of 144

10
192617
12/21/2024

9011

Cantus Cactus Viginti

10
192212
12/4/2024

15531

Played the game 10 years!

10
191264
10/26/2024

15029

Tin Wedding Anniversary

10
177699
4/10/2023

26632

Played the game 8 years

10
173744
10/27/2022

22695

Ready Player One

10
170384
6/9/2022

16155

The Tao of Willie

10
169946
5/22/2022

4061

Wood Wedding Anniversary

10
168339
3/16/2022

42265

Winter Games Year 124

10
166267
12/19/2021

9086

Became a parent for the first time

20
166234
12/18/2021

99540

Mastered the Kobe Sutra

10
164616
10/12/2021

11048

Enjoyed group sex for the first time.

10
164254
9/26/2021

36278

Cotton Wedding Anniversary

10
162963
8/4/2021

66695

Lucky Number Seven!

30
162354
7/9/2021

1123

Got married!

20
161613
6/8/2021

76764

Played the game 6 years

10
156227
10/27/2020

32430

Dude Where's My Achievement?

30
156078
10/21/2020

2465

Mastered the Advanced Kobe Sutra

10
155496
9/27/2020

8267

Hang Ten!

10
149232
1/10/2020

16469

Turned in 100 challenges

10
148694
12/18/2019

5266

High as a Kite

10
146015
8/28/2019

12465

Completed 500 Heists

50
144838
7/10/2019

1979

Pulled off my first trick!

10
144071
6/8/2019

43251

420 Superfriendly

10
143853
5/30/2019

11866

High Times

10
143800
5/28/2019

37094

Enjoyed 60 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra

10
143187
5/3/2019

9672

Three Sevens!

20
139869
12/15/2018

2533

Played the game 4 years

10
139335
11/23/2018

47676

Played the game 2 years

10
139335
11/23/2018

71290

Played the game 1 year

10
139335
11/23/2018

89890

Played the game 1 month

10
139335
11/23/2018

142135

Played the game 1 week

10
139335
11/23/2018

155545

Visited the Shifty Underground Club

20
137256
8/29/2018

3222

Looking for Sevens!

10
137256
8/29/2018

3051

Tomb Raider

10
136415
7/24/2018

4452

Participated in 100 activities

30
136064
7/10/2018

19361

Took the easy way out

10
135400
6/12/2018

3291

Turned in 50 challenges

10
134972
5/25/2018

11248

Discovered 10 treasures!

10
134488
5/5/2018

6659

Found the Needle!

10
134444
5/3/2018

7341

The Achievement

10
134420
5/2/2018

6875

It's a pirate's life for me!

10
134417
5/2/2018

6800

Discovered 5 treasures!

10
134397
5/1/2018

8555

Discovered my first treasure!

10
134333
4/29/2018

12352

Wanted in 5 Cities

10
133966
4/13/2018

1992

Determined the Fate of the Kraken

10
133776
4/6/2018

31559

Killed 100 zombies

15
133727
4/3/2018

41232

Save the Kraken!

10
133720
4/3/2018

30023

Escaped the long arm of the law for the tenth time.

20
133105
3/9/2018

4083

Excelsior Receipt

20
132314
2/4/2018

1435

Knowledge is Power

20
131913
1/18/2018

73614

The Blizzard of 98

10
131527
1/2/2018

10256

Wanted Criminal

10
131411
12/28/2017

12346

Enjoyed 20 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra

10
131235
12/21/2017

18543

Pharmaceutical Felony

10
131035
12/12/2017

5025

Corporate Espionage

10
130915
12/7/2017

4597

5000 days!

10
130537
11/22/2017

56425

Turned in 25 challenges

10
130511
11/20/2017

18705

Completed 100 Heists

20
130245
11/9/2017

6223

The Office

10
130011
10/31/2017

7170

His Master's Voice

10
129914
10/27/2017

7339

Three correct numbers in the city lottery

10
129741
10/19/2017

23650

Going Postal

10
129609
10/14/2017

7440

Played the city lottery

10
129541
10/11/2017

74442

Under the Radar III

30
128432
8/26/2017

6993

Ma Baker's Pride

20
128432
8/26/2017

7008

Thomas Crown goes to the Museum

10
128432
8/26/2017

6897

320GB

10
128127
8/13/2017

9729

Enjoyed 10 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra

10
127965
8/6/2017

21846

Celebrated Valentine's Day

10
127917
8/4/2017

251660

Enjoyed 5 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra

10
127831
8/1/2017

24526

Turned in 10 challenges

10
127314
7/10/2017

29311

Walked Through the Forest

15
127280
7/9/2017

98524

Enjoyed the Kobe Sutra for the first time

10
127147
7/3/2017

61015

Broke out of jail

20
127079
6/30/2017

9937

Completed 10 Heists

10
126882
6/22/2017

11864

Snuggled for the first time with my loved one

10
126077
5/20/2017

487480

Turned in 5 challenges

10
126046
5/18/2017

37930

Know when to fold 'em

10
126044
5/18/2017

17745

Participated in 25 activities

20
125956
5/15/2017

41863

Climbed the Mountain

10
125944
5/14/2017

49615

Braille Receipt

10
125902
5/12/2017

7468

Reached my Hand Limit.

10
125879
5/11/2017

19666

Killed my first zombie

10
125650
5/2/2017

70320

Let's do Pierre Hotel next!

10
125649
5/2/2017

14536

Escaped the long arm of the law.

10
125397
4/21/2017

17896

Everybody be cool, this is a robbery!

10
125397
4/21/2017

18678

Bubba University Alumni

10
125340
4/19/2017

22564

Do not pass go, do not collect $200

10
125339
4/19/2017

30582

Turned in my first challenge

10
125320
4/18/2017

63838

Under the Radar

10
125305
4/18/2017

18721

Completed My First Heist

10
125305
4/18/2017

23595

In Ma Baker We Trust

10
125181
4/12/2017

36092

Know when to hold 'em

10
125181
4/12/2017

37733

Completed Mother/Newbie Tour

10
125181
4/12/2017

1017857

Completed my first guide

10
125181
4/12/2017

235549

Nightmare at 20,000 Feet

5
124596
3/19/2017

49525

100 tags of mine visible right now. I own this world homeboy!

20
124373
3/10/2017

8552

Joined a Social Club

10
123499
2/1/2017

141413

10 tags and counting yo.

15
123114
1/16/2017

25601

RESPECT! Sprayed my first tag.

10
123095
1/15/2017

54605

The Hoff

10
118102
6/21/2016

30333

Attended a release party

10
106166
2/10/2015

42698

Celebrated New Year

10
104827
12/16/2014

492972

Celebrated Halloween

10
104618
12/8/2014

548687

Became VIP

10
104520
12/4/2014

185214

Participated in 5 activities

10
103712
10/31/2014

70666