J. Weltschmerz

J. is 32 years old. He is the Hacker of still sexy af. J. is also known as "void". The whereabouts of J. are unknown.

J. likes to keep stealthy during off hours and is trying to recon location in order to get ahead professionally.

Achievements

Achievements are gained throughout your life in this world as you pass noteworthy milestones. Some are easy to achieve while some are only earned by the most hardcore people. More info about achievements and when they are handed out can be found here.

Achievement Pts. Date People

Flawless Bank Job World Tour

100
191293
10/27/2024

815

Bank Job Gauntlet Winner!

30
189969
9/2/2024

919

16000 zombies killed

45
185083
2/11/2024

3788

Escaped the long arm of the law for the tenth time.

20
184985
2/7/2024

3939

Perfect Playlist

10
183932
12/25/2023

5507

Spirit of Christmas III

10
183931
12/25/2023

5668

8000 zombies killed

40
183564
12/10/2023

6092

Public Enemy #1

50
183294
11/29/2023

306

Public Enemy #2

40
182622
11/1/2023

345

Public Enemy #3

30
182622
11/1/2023

392

10 tags and counting yo.

15
182435
10/24/2023

25376

RESPECT! Sprayed my first tag.

10
182434
10/24/2023

54309

Public Enemy

20
182334
10/20/2023

616

Completed 500 Heists

50
182018
10/7/2023

1889

Lucky Number Seven!

30
180662
8/11/2023

1035

Turned in 50 challenges

10
180554
8/7/2023

10804

Played the game 2 years

10
178595
5/17/2023

69592

Thank Kobe I Found the Key!

10
174884
12/13/2022

6885

Bark at the Moon!

10
174212
11/15/2022

7364

Cured my first patient

10
174074
11/10/2022

38630

Soft Boiled

10
174070
11/9/2022

4862

It's my party and I'll cry if I want to

50
174070
11/9/2022

1667

Fortnite Frustration!

10
173876
11/1/2022

7551

The Scarlet Letter

10
173842
10/31/2022

8566

Eight Days a Week!

10
173708
10/25/2022

7704

4000 zombies killed

35
173589
10/20/2022

9361

Killed 2000 zombies

30
173585
10/20/2022

14570

Lunar Rescue

10
173577
10/20/2022

10446

Killed 1000 zombies

25
172991
9/25/2022

19802

The Zombie Dash Diamond

10
172989
9/25/2022

10211

Vault of Zombies

30
172656
9/12/2022

4199

Killed 500 zombies

20
172656
9/12/2022

25444

Trial and Terror

10
172655
9/11/2022

4103

Cotton Wedding Anniversary

10
172569
9/8/2022

65757

420 Superfriendly

10
171931
8/12/2022

11386

Top 10 Bank Job Gauntlet Award

20
171489
7/25/2022

2324

Top 10 Record Studio Gauntlet Award

20
171321
7/18/2022

2356

Top 10 Office Espionage Gauntlet Award

20
171321
7/18/2022

2282

Top 10 Hospital Heist Gauntlet Award

20
171321
7/18/2022

2140

Got married!

20
171224
7/14/2022

75837

Survived the 720 McFly Flip!

20
171211
7/13/2022

9375

Top 10 Hill Street Gauntlet Award

20
171153
7/11/2022

1130

Enjoyed 20 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra

10
171022
7/5/2022

18014

Robbed the Devil's Archive

30
170917
7/1/2022

1317

Enjoyed 10 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra

10
170721
6/23/2022

21212

Hang Ten on 20 beaches

10
170709
6/22/2022

8789

Mastered all the tricks in the book!

20
170658
6/20/2022

10856

Enjoyed 5 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra

10
170640
6/20/2022

23789

Ready Player One

10
170371
6/8/2022

15360

Dude Where's My Achievement?

30
170253
6/3/2022

2357

High Maintenance

10
169931
5/21/2022

2049

Drugs are bad, mkay.

10
169920
5/21/2022

3544

The Tao of Willie

10
169825
5/17/2022

3824

Did all the tricks in the book!

20
169583
5/6/2022

13754

Found True Beauty

20
169401
4/29/2022

23361

Hang Ten on 10 beaches

10
169318
4/25/2022

10094

Turned in 25 challenges

10
169312
4/25/2022

18032

Released a rabbit into the wild!

5
168984
4/12/2022

39189

Climbed the Mountain

10
168959
4/10/2022

48762

5000 days!

10
168612
3/27/2022

54921

Kill the Kraken!

10
168512
3/23/2022

13152

Three Sevens!

20
168121
3/7/2022

2347

Enjoyed the Kobe Sutra for the first time

10
167743
2/19/2022

59509

Mastered my first trick!

10
167699
2/17/2022

26694

Hill Street Heist

10
167604
2/13/2022

3734

Crossed the Desert

20
167594
2/13/2022

44806

The Office

10
167464
2/7/2022

6861

His Master's Voice

10
167439
2/6/2022

7003

High as a Kite

10
167412
2/5/2022

11937

High Times

10
167411
2/5/2022

35729

Played the city lottery

10
167410
2/5/2022

72942

Pulled off my first trick!

10
167410
2/5/2022

41865

Hang Ten!

10
167409
2/5/2022

15883

Visited the Shifty Underground Club

20
167398
2/4/2022

3041

Looking for Sevens!

10
167398
2/4/2022

2877

Played the game 1 year

10
167392
2/4/2022

87131

Played the game 1 month

10
167257
1/30/2022

138212

Played the game 1 week

10
167257
1/30/2022

151204

Visited Land of the Dead

10
167063
1/21/2022

132443

Knowledge is Power

20
131913
1/18/2018

72435

Pharmaceutical Felony

10
125269
4/16/2017

4788

Top 10 Mail Robbery Gauntlet Award

20
124953
4/3/2017

2518

Going Postal

10
124862
3/30/2017

7131

Top 10 Corporate Espionage Gauntlet Award

20
124617
3/20/2017

1510

Faced my Fears

10
124601
3/19/2017

41286

Corporate Espionage

10
124548
3/17/2017

4385

Top 10 Hotel Robbery Gauntlet Award

20
124449
3/13/2017

3125

Under the Radar II

20
124439
3/12/2017

4297

The Bank Job

10
124439
3/12/2017

4458

Who ya gonna call?

20
124408
3/11/2017

23226

Visited Antenora

30
124408
3/11/2017

26371

Participated in 25 activities

20
124358
3/9/2017

40867

Participated in 5 activities

10
124354
3/9/2017

69167

Tomb Raider

10
124305
3/7/2017

4223

Turned in 10 challenges

10
124121
2/27/2017

28435

Top 10 Art Theft Gauntlet Award

20
122769
1/2/2017

1401

Completed 100 Heists

20
122278
12/12/2016

5947

Turned in 5 challenges

10
122098
12/5/2016

36866

Became a parent for the first time

20
122056
12/3/2016

98720

The Blizzard of 91

10
122008
12/1/2016

12364

Walked Through the Forest

15
121911
11/27/2016

97205

Killed 100 zombies

15
121629
11/15/2016

40702

Killed my first zombie

10
121623
11/15/2016

69710

Turned in my first challenge

10
121433
11/7/2016

62368

Broke out of jail

20
121194
10/28/2016

9579

Under the Radar III

30
120999
10/20/2016

6725

Ma Baker's Pride

20
120999
10/20/2016

6736

Thomas Crown goes to the Museum

10
120999
10/20/2016

6637

Celebrated New Year

10
120959
10/18/2016

491463

Celebrated Halloween

10
120745
10/10/2016

547158

Reached my Hand Limit.

10
120662
10/6/2016

19165

Collected my first autograph

10
120643
10/5/2016

30013

Joined a Social Club

10
120643
10/5/2016

139910

Founded a Social Club

20
120643
10/5/2016

7328

Became Chieftain of a Social Club

15
120643
10/5/2016

59010

Threw Down the Gauntlet

10
120554
10/2/2016

5681

Completed 10 Heists

10
120448
9/27/2016

11480

320GB

10
120401
9/25/2016

9374

The Hoff

10
120256
9/19/2016

29639

Let's do Pierre Hotel next!

10
120180
9/16/2016

14079

Braille Receipt

10
120172
9/16/2016

7222

Took the easy way out

10
120171
9/16/2016

3156

Wanted Criminal

10
120171
9/16/2016

12003

Under the Radar

10
120091
9/12/2016

18195

Snuggled for the first time with my loved one

10
120074
9/12/2016

485803

Nec Plus Ultra

30
120043
9/10/2016

9893

Mosaic Marvels

20
119997
9/8/2016

14956

Unholy Diver

20
119875
9/3/2016

20788

Completed Mother/Newbie Tour

10
119848
9/2/2016

1015580

Pro Bono Achievement

30
119848
9/2/2016

12019

Celebrated Valentine's Day

10
119848
9/2/2016

250497

Escaped the long arm of the law.

10
119848
9/2/2016

17507

Everybody be cool, this is a robbery!

10
119848
9/2/2016

18235

Completed My First Heist

10
119848
9/2/2016

23015

Secrets of the Deep

20
119811
9/1/2016

23497

Bubba University Alumni

10
119733
8/28/2016

21985

Do not pass go, do not collect $200

10
119729
8/28/2016

29912

Know when to fold 'em

10
119729
8/28/2016

17301

Crown of Atlantis

10
119681
8/26/2016

21250

Team Kraken

10
119680
8/26/2016

12207

Nightmare at 20,000 Feet

5
119679
8/26/2016

48735

Became VIP

10
119677
8/26/2016

183204

Completed my first guide

10
119676
8/26/2016

232699

In Ma Baker We Trust

10
119110
8/2/2016

35337

Know when to hold 'em

10
119110
8/2/2016

36901