J. Funk

J. is 30 years old. He is the Cat Burglar of Fallen Angels. J. is also known as "Minister J". J. is located in London at Serpentine Lido.

J. likes to exercise at the gym during off hours and is trying to recon location in order to get ahead professionally.

Of course, there are still cookies. *Sweats profusely*

Achievements

Achievements are gained throughout your life in this world as you pass noteworthy milestones. Some are easy to achieve while some are only earned by the most hardcore people. More info about achievements and when they are handed out can be found here.

Achievement Pts. Date People

Frostveil Madness of 144
10		 192441
12/14/2024
5980

Rescued a Jailbird
20		 191601
11/9/2024
2839

Cotton Wedding Anniversary
10		 189729
8/23/2024
65237

Got married!
20		 188382
6/28/2024
75255

Cantus Cactus Viginti
10		 186702
4/19/2024
15146

Spirit of Christmas III
10		 183727
12/17/2023
5668

Turned in 50 challenges
10		 176785
3/3/2023
10518

Played the game 6 years
10		 176379
2/14/2023
30664

Ready Player One
10		 174100
11/11/2022
14834

Lunar Rescue
10		 174100
11/11/2022
9865

The Tao of Willie
10		 174046
11/8/2022
3645

The Zombie Dash Diamond
10		 174043
11/8/2022
9660

Released a rabbit into the wild!
5		 172109
8/20/2022
38568

Winter Games Year 124
10		 166354
12/23/2021
9086

Completed 500 Heists
50		 164946
10/25/2021
1830

Participated in 100 activities
30		 163856
9/10/2021
18473

8000 zombies killed
40		 162485
7/15/2021
5925

4000 zombies killed
35		 161238
5/24/2021
9161

Dude Where's My Achievement?
30		 159720
3/22/2021
2288

Visited the Shifty Underground Club
20		 158936
2/17/2021
2919

Looking for Sevens!
10		 158936
2/17/2021
2755

Played the game 4 years
10		 158833
2/13/2021
44953

Mastered the Advanced Kobe Sutra
10		 158224
1/18/2021
7757

High as a Kite
10		 153508
7/6/2020
11594

Enjoyed 60 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra
10		 147885
11/14/2019
9062

High Times
10		 144100
6/10/2019
34838

Corporate Espionage
10		 142672
4/11/2019
4262

Played the game 2 years
10		 141316
2/14/2019
68373

The Christmas Thief of 104
10		 140255
12/31/2018
9881

The Office
10		 139400
11/26/2018
6624

Pharmaceutical Felony
10		 139366
11/24/2018
4638

Played the game 1 year
10		 139334
11/23/2018
85797

Played the game 1 month
10		 139334
11/23/2018
135212

Played the game 1 week
10		 139334
11/23/2018
147847

Turned in 25 challenges
10		 136984
8/17/2018
17659

Joined a Social Club
10		 136578
7/31/2018
138750

Kill the Kraken!
10		 133728
4/4/2018
12990

Participated in 25 activities
20		 132372
2/6/2018
40158

Knowledge is Power
20		 131913
1/18/2018
71616

His Master's Voice
10		 131531
1/2/2018
6761

Became a parent for the first time
20		 131372
12/26/2017
97867

Nightmare at 20,000 Feet
5		 131190
12/19/2017
48209

5000 days!
10		 131003
12/11/2017
53905

Mastered the Kobe Sutra
10		 130800
12/3/2017
10503

The Blizzard of 98
10		 130753
12/1/2017
10256

Under the Radar II
20		 130610
11/25/2017
4175

The Bank Job
10		 130610
11/25/2017
4329

Enjoyed group sex for the first time.
10		 129939
10/28/2017
35669

Top 10 Hotel Robbery Gauntlet Award
20		 129489
10/9/2017
3027

Threw Down the Gauntlet
10		 129450
10/7/2017
5571

Going Postal
10		 129286
9/30/2017
6900

Killed 2000 zombies
30		 129169
9/26/2017
14333

Killed 1000 zombies
25		 129167
9/25/2017
19523

Killed 500 zombies
20		 129165
9/25/2017
25136

Killed 100 zombies
15		 129164
9/25/2017
40337

Killed my first zombie
10		 129164
9/25/2017
69271

Four correct numbers in the city lottery
10		 128639
9/3/2017
7159

Enjoyed 20 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra
10		 128524
8/30/2017
17632

Completed 100 Heists
20		 128520
8/30/2017
5781

Played the city lottery
10		 128372
8/23/2017
71861

The Hoff
10		 127755
7/29/2017
29119

Enjoyed 10 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra
10		 127367
7/12/2017
20794

Enjoyed 5 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra
10		 126968
6/26/2017
23334

Enjoyed the Kobe Sutra for the first time
10		 126802
6/19/2017
58510

Turned in 10 challenges
10		 126572
6/9/2017
27817

Crashed a release party
10		 126327
5/30/2017
39152

Wanted Criminal
10		 125815
5/9/2017
11762

Escaped the long arm of the law.
10		 125665
5/3/2017
17235

Tomb Raider
10		 125665
5/3/2017
4106

Turned in 5 challenges
10		 125543
4/27/2017
36103

Attended a release party
10		 125420
4/22/2017
41272

Everybody be cool, this is a robbery!
10		 125367
4/20/2017
17913

Participated in 5 activities
10		 125143
4/11/2017
68198

Celebrated New Year
10		 124975
4/4/2017
490204

Know when to fold 'em
10		 124857
3/30/2017
16984

Celebrated Halloween
10		 124789
3/27/2017
545937

320GB
10		 124710
3/24/2017
9112

Under the Radar III
30		 124709
3/24/2017
6521

Ma Baker's Pride
20		 124709
3/24/2017
6532

Thomas Crown goes to the Museum
10		 124709
3/24/2017
6436

Reached my Hand Limit.
10		 124690
3/23/2017
18829

Completed 10 Heists
10		 124636
3/21/2017
11182

Broke out of jail
20		 124596
3/19/2017
9362

Do not pass go, do not collect $200
10		 124593
3/19/2017
29440

Walked Through the Forest
15		 124584
3/19/2017
96565

Braille Receipt
10		 124541
3/17/2017
7079

Turned in my first challenge
10		 124497
3/15/2017
61311

Snuggled for the first time with my loved one
10		 124456
3/13/2017
484738

Under the Radar
10		 124423
3/12/2017
17819

Let's do Pierre Hotel next!
10		 124423
3/12/2017
13760

Completed My First Heist
10		 124423
3/12/2017
22608

Became VIP
10		 124158
3/1/2017
181801

Celebrated Valentine's Day
10		 123882
2/17/2017
249588

The Blizzard of 91
10		 123874
2/17/2017
12364

Completed Mother/Newbie Tour
10		 123794
2/14/2017
1013989

In Ma Baker We Trust
10		 123785
2/13/2017
34800

Know when to hold 'em
10		 123785
2/13/2017
36331

Completed my first guide
10		 123785
2/13/2017
230785