J. Funk

J. is 27 years old. He is the Cat Burglar of Fallen Angels. J. is also known as "Minister J". J. is located in London at Jabba’s Buffet & Catering.

J. likes to exercise at the gym during off hours and is trying to recon location in order to get ahead professionally.

Achievements

Achievements are gained throughout your life in this world as you pass noteworthy milestones. Some are easy to achieve while some are only earned by the most hardcore people. More info about achievements and when they are handed out can be found here.

Achievement Pts. Date People

Soft Boiled

10
195486
4/20/2025

4950

Wood Wedding Anniversary

10
195105
4/4/2025

41795

Hang Ten!

10
194265
2/28/2025

16023

Played the game 8 years

10
193873
2/12/2025

21902

The Flaming Tumbleweed

10
192803
12/29/2024

6940

Frostveil Madness of 144

10
192441
12/14/2024

9011

Rescued a Jailbird

20
191601
11/9/2024

2981

Cotton Wedding Anniversary

10
189729
8/23/2024

66031

Got married!

20
188382
6/28/2024

76080

Cantus Cactus Viginti

10
186702
4/19/2024

15531

Spirit of Christmas III

10
183727
12/17/2023

5668

Turned in 50 challenges

10
176785
3/3/2023

10920

Played the game 6 years

10
176379
2/14/2023

31544

Ready Player One

10
174100
11/11/2022

15538

Lunar Rescue

10
174100
11/11/2022

10645

The Tao of Willie

10
174046
11/8/2022

3892

The Zombie Dash Diamond

10
174043
11/8/2022

10398

Released a rabbit into the wild!

5
172109
8/20/2022

39413

Winter Games Year 124

10
166354
12/23/2021

9086

Completed 500 Heists

50
164946
10/25/2021

1918

Participated in 100 activities

30
163856
9/10/2021

18990

8000 zombies killed

40
162485
7/15/2021

6154

4000 zombies killed

35
161238
5/24/2021

9453

Dude Where's My Achievement?

30
159720
3/22/2021

2390

Visited the Shifty Underground Club

20
158936
2/17/2021

3088

Looking for Sevens!

10
158936
2/17/2021

2920

Played the game 4 years

10
158833
2/13/2021

46474

Mastered the Advanced Kobe Sutra

10
158224
1/18/2021

8040

High as a Kite

10
153508
7/6/2020

12065

Enjoyed 60 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra

10
147885
11/14/2019

9417

High Times

10
144100
6/10/2019

36073

Corporate Espionage

10
142672
4/11/2019

4438

Played the game 2 years

10
141316
2/14/2019

70019

The Christmas Thief of 104

10
140255
12/31/2018

9881

The Office

10
139400
11/26/2018

6954

Pharmaceutical Felony

10
139366
11/24/2018

4853

Played the game 1 year

10
139334
11/23/2018

88015

Played the game 1 month

10
139334
11/23/2018

139283

Played the game 1 week

10
139334
11/23/2018

152322

Turned in 25 challenges

10
136984
8/17/2018

18190

Joined a Social Club

10
136578
7/31/2018

140268

Kill the Kraken!

10
133728
4/4/2018

13152

Participated in 25 activities

20
132372
2/6/2018

41167

Knowledge is Power

20
131913
1/18/2018

72761

His Master's Voice

10
131531
1/2/2018

7123

Became a parent for the first time

20
131372
12/26/2017

98903

Nightmare at 20,000 Feet

5
131190
12/19/2017

48946

5000 days!

10
131003
12/11/2017

55243

Mastered the Kobe Sutra

10
130800
12/3/2017

10812

The Blizzard of 98

10
130753
12/1/2017

10256

Under the Radar II

20
130610
11/25/2017

4359

The Bank Job

10
130610
11/25/2017

4518

Enjoyed group sex for the first time.

10
129939
10/28/2017

36027

Top 10 Hotel Robbery Gauntlet Award

20
129489
10/9/2017

3163

Threw Down the Gauntlet

10
129450
10/7/2017

5732

Going Postal

10
129286
9/30/2017

7230

Killed 2000 zombies

30
129169
9/26/2017

14669

Killed 1000 zombies

25
129167
9/25/2017

19924

Killed 500 zombies

20
129165
9/25/2017

25596

Killed 100 zombies

15
129164
9/25/2017

40868

Killed my first zombie

10
129164
9/25/2017

69904

Four correct numbers in the city lottery

10
128639
9/3/2017

7340

Enjoyed 20 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra

10
128524
8/30/2017

18153

Completed 100 Heists

20
128520
8/30/2017

6035

Played the city lottery

10
128372
8/23/2017

73334

The Hoff

10
127755
7/29/2017

29808

Enjoyed 10 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra

10
127367
7/12/2017

21381

Enjoyed 5 different pleasures of the Kobe Sutra

10
126968
6/26/2017

23990

Enjoyed the Kobe Sutra for the first time

10
126802
6/19/2017

59922

Turned in 10 challenges

10
126572
6/9/2017

28691

Crashed a release party

10
126327
5/30/2017

39918

Wanted Criminal

10
125815
5/9/2017

12098

Escaped the long arm of the law.

10
125665
5/3/2017

17615

Tomb Raider

10
125665
5/3/2017

4277

Turned in 5 challenges

10
125543
4/27/2017

37173

Attended a release party

10
125420
4/22/2017

42014

Everybody be cool, this is a robbery!

10
125367
4/20/2017

18367

Participated in 5 activities

10
125143
4/11/2017

69551

Celebrated New Year

10
124975
4/4/2017

491987

Know when to fold 'em

10
124857
3/30/2017

17428

Celebrated Halloween

10
124789
3/27/2017

547700

320GB

10
124710
3/24/2017

9488

Under the Radar III

30
124709
3/24/2017

6797

Ma Baker's Pride

20
124709
3/24/2017

6808

Thomas Crown goes to the Museum

10
124709
3/24/2017

6705

Reached my Hand Limit.

10
124690
3/23/2017

19312

Completed 10 Heists

10
124636
3/21/2017

11610

Broke out of jail

20
124596
3/19/2017

9688

Do not pass go, do not collect $200

10
124593
3/19/2017

30113

Walked Through the Forest

15
124584
3/19/2017

97613

Braille Receipt

10
124541
3/17/2017

7296

Turned in my first challenge

10
124497
3/15/2017

62790

Snuggled for the first time with my loved one

10
124456
3/13/2017

486267

Under the Radar

10
124423
3/12/2017

18344

Let's do Pierre Hotel next!

10
124423
3/12/2017

14219

Completed My First Heist

10
124423
3/12/2017

23174

Became VIP

10
124158
3/1/2017

183702

Celebrated Valentine's Day

10
123882
2/17/2017

250954

The Blizzard of 91

10
123874
2/17/2017

12364

Completed Mother/Newbie Tour

10
123794
2/14/2017

1016136

In Ma Baker We Trust

10
123785
2/13/2017

35546

Know when to hold 'em

10
123785
2/13/2017

37137

Completed my first guide

10
123785
2/13/2017

233427