J. Woodhouse

J. is 40 years old. He is the Saxophone Player of Retreat From Nothingness. J. is also known as "The Midfield Maestro". J. is located in London at Serpentine Lido.

J. likes to exercise at the gym during off hours and is trying to improve skill in order to get ahead professionally.

Cups are over-rated anyway

The songs of J.

Playing good songs on stage is crucial to the career of any musician. Although it's possible to play covers of other people's material, the best way to gain serious fame and become a superstar is to play your own songs. You can work on up to three songs at a time.

Known Songs Popularity Composed
Pommes de terre 170 1864394/8/2024
The Bare Minimum 205 18366412/14/2023
Frozen Rivers 500 1812879/6/2023
The Discourse 230 1798357/8/2023
Where's my hit then? 455 1781054/27/2023
The pressure, the pressure 500 1774523/30/2023
Briefs Briefly 500 1772263/21/2023
Writing What? For Who? 500 1758871/24/2023
I'll think of a title later 500 17435011/21/2022
Sentimental Codswallop (My Valentine) 500 17372810/26/2022
BYOB 500 1718038/7/2022
Melbourne's Next Top Model 500 1704746/13/2022
Pleasing That Crowd 500 1690984/16/2022
Let's try this again 500 1684743/21/2022
heading off in search of adventure 500 1684223/19/2022
How Maverick 500 1683093/14/2022
You want to be a GSG song, don't you? 500 1679022/25/2022
Get a move on, Mr Button 500 1678372/23/2022
There's Nothing Original In The World 500 1675952/13/2022
Let's Face It 500 1669411/16/2022
Mr Button Makes A Fine Brew 500 16471610/16/2021
Hip Hop Pensioners 500 1629228/2/2021
Older Than The Sun 500 1624587/14/2021
No Bright Ideas 500 1580761/12/2021
Scratching Fanny, the Cock Lane Ghost 500 1543678/10/2020
Cashmere of the Resistance 500 1494381/18/2020
"Write me an average song" they said 500 1453898/2/2019
Uncreative 500 13862010/24/2018
Justice For Song Slaves 500 1375139/8/2018
Slooooooow Ballad 500 1319671/20/2018
Lazy Fucker 500 1317861/13/2018
Geology 500 13079112/2/2017
Who needs song titles anyway? 500 13062511/25/2017
Almost 500 13014211/5/2017
Nearly 500 12980410/22/2017
Monday 500 1289489/16/2017
Have you heard the good news? 500 1289489/16/2017
Rhythm Me With Your Hip Hop Stick 500 1284768/28/2017
Just me and the waves 500 1280648/11/2017
Cyber Companies in the Internet 500 1266116/11/2017
Not Enough Popcorn In The World 500 1266116/11/2017
Exposition 500 1263055/29/2017
These hips are hoppy 500 1257275/5/2017
Caffeinated Educated 500 1249404/2/2017
Jump In 500 1244173/12/2017
Hypocrites and Liars 500 1242963/7/2017
Blah 500 1241613/1/2017
Unconvincing Hip Hop Anthem 500 1238712/17/2017
Oh the Beautiful Wedding Romance 500 1235552/4/2017
d10 500 1233041/24/2017
Khaki 500 1230181/12/2017
Song Factory 500 12232712/14/2016
Beachy McBeachyface 500 12222612/10/2016
Tis the season to play football 500 12219212/9/2016
999 500 12112110/25/2016
Paree! 500 1204809/29/2016
Saturday Song 500 1200589/11/2016
Mr Magnetism (that ain't me) 500 1187297/18/2016
(Errbody Wants) These Perky Nipples 500 1179576/15/2016
I'll Get You, My Pretty 500 1175765/31/2016
That's Classical! 500 1174495/25/2016
Hongray 500 1173475/21/2016
Fuckitol 500 1169795/6/2016
Another Damn Song, Yawn 500 1168354/30/2016
Troll the Respawn, Jeremy 500 1166854/23/2016
The Ballad of the Sleepy Man 500 1165094/16/2016
La La La This Is A Song 500 1162974/7/2016
I Can Hip the Hop 500 1156773/12/2016
A Very Charming Man 500 1155853/9/2016
My Old Man's A Zombie 500 1154453/3/2016
Creating Perfection 500 1149612/12/2016
Dreams of a Smaller Future 500 1141541/9/2016
Sleepyhead 500 1139641/1/2016
Sunshine Jumble 500 11371712/22/2015
That Jeremy Woodhouse is a Handsome Chap 500 11309911/26/2015
What Am I, A Songwriting Slave? 500 11292011/19/2015
The Sad Ballad of the Funny Man 500 11209710/15/2015
Spires Don't Inspire 500 11177310/2/2015
Mrs B and the Beach Ball (a love story) 500 1114339/18/2015
Random Classical Shit 500 1111359/5/2015
The Algy 'n' Irish Show 500 1100277/21/2015
New Beginnings 500 1097647/10/2015
Champions 500 1088376/1/2015
Olympic Spirits 500 1085855/22/2015
Worst Footballer in the World 500 1084665/17/2015
Simple Song 500 1076934/15/2015
Song 500 1020068/21/2014
(Please, Someone) Fuck the Police 500 842158/9/2012
Moon Stream 500 7825312/5/2011