Kinkiest & Perviest Wifey
A bottle of white, a bottle of red. Perhaps a bottle of rosé instead. The restaurant is a perfect place to pursue romantic interests and reminisce about long lost loves.
Note from the Management
Welcome to our lousy restaurant.
We have muffins, we have hot chocolate, we have cookies, we have all kind of shit in here.
All those candies and sweet things are handmade, brewed, cooked and licked by the owners.
Of course, you can talk to our cow Molly, but please, be careful and gentle, she is the one that makes these cookies taste awesome. And no, you cannot milk her, only family members have that privilege.
Enjoy the sounds of music and don't eat too much, we won't pay for towing you out of the restaurant.
Dropkick Murphys - I'm shipping up to Boston
Workers note: Do not take the
job if you're leaving the city, you will be fired anyways.
For jobs opportunities contact the
owner. High skilled chefs wanted.