上海市公安局(Police Station)
The police station is here for your service and protection. The donut stand outside is there by accident. Police don't eat more donuts than the rest of us.
Note from the Management
这里是上海市公安局。
This is the Police Station of Shanghai.
希望您来到这里仅仅是为了给您的物品打上标志。如果不幸您要报警，请您和任意一名或多名中尉警官联系。
致所有雇员：如果你长期居留上海，欢迎来信要求调整工资。
For all employees: Please send in required for Max Salary if you're permanent resident of Shanghai.