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Dead & B'day & Ovaries

Welcome, the very best day of the year.
Not because it's my birthday, no, im not that narcissist.
Day of the Dead..How can I describe my feelings for celebrating the day?

I have an old habit. I spent all my birthdays in or around the cemetery.
I used to be a savage zombie hunter and a healer.
Then I became an outlaw, which made me stick around for cemetery heists.

I realized something a few days ago (thanks to a friend). He asked me like what can two people do as an activity, guess my first answer..
And he was like "Are you heading for a cemetery to have fun?"
Yeah, that's typical me.
I even flirt&date (did, actually so many times) during a zombie hunt.
I even got cheated during the last 2-3 hours of the survival one. Didn't quit tho. That was harsh.
Ah, my chaotic life.

What can I say..
Some ppl like decorated cakes, flowers and gifts.
Boomsticks, bombs and injections turn me on.
(Yes you can take this as a flirty advice)

As I let it turn me on while I was ovulated,
This whole thing got me affected with a baby fever instead of zombie virus.
Crap.

Anyway, happy birthday to me.
If you need me tonight, just don't.