P. Bastard
P. is 44 years old.
He is the Electric Guitarist of Bastardization.
P. is also known as "Jester".
P. is located in London at Highgate Cemetery.
P. likes to exercise at the gym during off hours and is trying to talk to media in order to get ahead professionally.
Wut? We booked a tour?! HOW?! *smirks*
Socks fetish groupie
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Song Details
Socks fetish groupie is Crowdpleaser music in tempo Presto. The music is revolutionary and the lyrics are earth shaking. The song was written 5/28/2009 by P. Bastard. The originality is incredible.
| Fame: |
76 |
| Popularity: |
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| Stage Potential: |
30 |
| Genre: |
Punk Rock |
| Owner: |
Bastardization |
| First Revealed: |
5/28/2009 * Songs this old don't have an accurate release date and are considered to be revealed the same day they were composed. |
Dominant Instruments
Bass Guitar
Electric Guitar
Lead Vocals
Rapper
Special Lyrics
[song inspired on the day Hostile Makeover had their first nice show in Mexico City, by a groupie named Claudia, or to be more exact...]
I'm sitting in my tour bus, alone,
I can hear something, someone,
but I can't distinguish the voice,
so I had no choice,
but to step outside,
to see her standing like a fiend,
covered in fur,
she started to purr.
Hey Phil, how you doin', mkey?
Wow, you look so gay,
your miss's making you mushy again?
I know whatcha need,
come with me, lets get laid.
Grabbed my hand, pulling me with her,
I was sure,
this will be a GSG night,
who cares about the fight,
it was just Hol being a bitch,
she can be such a leech.
She dropped the fur, naked underneath,
looking so tight and fit,
I asked, how much you charge for this,
I sure hope I won't miss.
Smiling, with her legs around my waist,
there was no time to waste,
until she said:
Take off your socks!
Take off your sock,
one by one,
then you can pull out your cock,
this way I can't cum.
Wait. What? Whats this about?
Take off your sock,
one by one,
then you can pull out your cock,
this way I can't cum.
Wait. What? What the fuck are you talking about?
It's just my fetish,
socks on a guy are too nerdish,
it looks funny when you're naked.
I pulled them off, she took off her thongs,
big surprise, huge, enormous, pulsating, I was out of that garage.
Took a ride to my wife,
under shower, washing myself without socks.
Please don't tell anyone,
that chick was a guy,
and this sucks,
I lost my favorite socks,
with shamrocks and leprechauns.
[... Claudio]
Covers
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