P. Bastard
P. is 43 years old.
He is the Electric Guitarist of Bastardization.
P. is also known as "Jester".
P. is located in London at Cami Tops.
P. likes to exercise at the gym during off hours and is trying to talk to media in order to get ahead professionally.
Wut? We booked a tour?! HOW?! *smirks*
The songs of P.
Playing good songs on stage is crucial to the career of any musician. Although it's possible to play covers of other people's material, the best way to gain serious fame and become a superstar is to play your own songs. You can work on up to three songs at a time.
Known Songs
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Popularity
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Composed
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Damn dirty ape
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500
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1676602/15/2022
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Why don't we try again
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500
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16627412/20/2021
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Le freak
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500
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1608655/8/2021
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Here ya go
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500
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1530076/15/2020
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Just like J
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500
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1530076/15/2020
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Glass half empty
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500
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1523025/16/2020
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Piece of meat
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500
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1467189/27/2019
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Cramp
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500
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1456758/14/2019
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Pasta en basta
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500
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1448567/11/2019
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Ultraturbovioletsuperlicioussuperficious
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500
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1413482/15/2019
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Satire
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500
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14010012/25/2018
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Obsessed with curtains
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500
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13948411/29/2018
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Bet you love drama
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500
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13870410/28/2018
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Better to feast than fast
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500
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13816410/5/2018
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Getget
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500
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1366898/5/2018
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The temptation
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500
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1365767/31/2018
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The Big Cumback
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500
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1357546/27/2018
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A lighter and a switch
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500
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1287249/7/2017
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Putrid dick
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500
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1287249/7/2017
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H8 me
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500
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1270967/1/2017
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Throw a pity party n be done with it
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500
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1258415/10/2017
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See me
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500
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1257025/4/2017
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One last try
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500
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1246503/21/2017
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Between 3 & 40 characters
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500
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1245273/16/2017
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Hits a-comin'!
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500
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1245263/16/2017
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Oh FFS, really?!
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500
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1231121/16/2017
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Well, this is crap
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500
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1231121/16/2017
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ALL ALONE!!!
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500
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1231121/16/2017
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Bye Reaper
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500
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1227451/1/2017
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Magnificent Bastard is not my son
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500
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12246612/20/2016
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Yeeeep, I am THAT cool
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500
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12189311/26/2016
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I'll get back to you... NEVER!!
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500
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12179911/22/2016
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Punk Agent
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500
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12135511/4/2016
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No lyrics no soul
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500
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12133011/3/2016
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Sittin' on my toilet... readin'
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500
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12058110/3/2016
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Annoyed flea
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500
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1204629/28/2016
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Punch out
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500
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1195788/22/2016
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You like kiwies?
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500
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1194438/16/2016
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LA LA LA!!! (feat Ginger)
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500
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1186517/14/2016
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Heat brings the loonies out
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500
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1182866/29/2016
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Her booty, buttcut
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500
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1178886/13/2016
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Name for hire
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500
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1178166/10/2016
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Yet another dumb, useless song
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500
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1169755/5/2016
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Don't annoy me
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500
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1164704/14/2016
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Even I need to rest on a Sunday
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500
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1157043/14/2016
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You've been bastardized
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500
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1155833/8/2016
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My other me is a cowboy
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500
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1154903/5/2016
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Your sovereignty
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500
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1151972/21/2016
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Cat, leave me alone
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500
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1151642/20/2016
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Your skirt says yes
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500
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1150552/15/2016
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I don't wanna miss a thong
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500
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1149012/9/2016
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Bored with myself
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500
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1142531/13/2016
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Chelsea
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500
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11365412/19/2015
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We're stranger than fiction
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500
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11333012/6/2015
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Drunken slumber
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500
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11286111/16/2015
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WHO THE FUCK STOLE MY CHOOZ?!
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500
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11253711/3/2015
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Three is an unlucky number
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500
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11236510/26/2015
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It's the end
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500
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11187610/6/2015
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Always with the voodoo for a hit
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500
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1104218/6/2015
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Among the dirt
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500
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1101697/27/2015
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So... you're butthurt eh?
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500
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1096927/7/2015
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My mind is glowing
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500
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1095286/30/2015
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Typical Rat
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500
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1090826/12/2015
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Bully rampage
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500
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1083335/11/2015
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Paranoid, dumb and aggressive
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500
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1081775/5/2015
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Rehab II
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500
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1078394/21/2015
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Food porn (secret track)
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500
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1071723/24/2015
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Queen Zaychik & King Zver Ballad
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500
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1068873/12/2015
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A crap song
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500
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1058601/28/2015
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The emotion of Aaaargh!
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500
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1056381/19/2015
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This song is a clue
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500
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10506312/26/2014
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100th: Yeah baby, I know you're lying
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500
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10472112/12/2014
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Speak freely
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500
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10435911/27/2014
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Perpetuum mobile
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500
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10353610/24/2014
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Infected bloodline
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500
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1028319/24/2014
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Too many clowns, not enough clown cars
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500
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1021328/26/2014
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At all costs (destruction remix)
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500
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1004656/18/2014
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Equals zero
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500
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1003946/15/2014
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"Cuteness"
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500
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1000586/1/2014
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Hit & Miss
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500
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992024/26/2014
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"Alpha male"
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500
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989454/15/2014
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Wait, what?! Fuck, I'm a retard.
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500
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987614/8/2014
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Rotten teeth
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500
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984503/26/2014
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Sleep deprived
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500
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983413/21/2014
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Left for dead
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500
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977532/25/2014
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Bacon gives me a semi
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500
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975742/17/2014
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Fuck my therapist, she's late
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500
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964531/1/2014
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Fifi, she knows
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500
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9482010/25/2013
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Hangovers suuuuck
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500
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940109/22/2013
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I'm onto ya
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500
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934838/31/2013
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Drunk drunk drunk I am
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500
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930138/11/2013
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Done
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500
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922687/11/2013
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Creeper
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500
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921367/6/2013
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Aborted de-generation
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500
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907595/9/2013
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Nostromo
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500
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902284/17/2013
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This global awakening won't be televised
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500
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894203/14/2013
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Affected by evil spirits
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500
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887182/13/2013
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Bane of your existence
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500
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881401/20/2013
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No talent just my nobody kids
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500
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880551/16/2013
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Feels like a night spent drinking
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500
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8651111/13/2012
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Everything's gone to shit
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500
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843958/17/2012
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I love you
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500
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841828/8/2012
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Lowlife scumbag cocksucker, my Tourette acting out
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500
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840458/2/2012
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Demons
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500
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836737/18/2012
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Random words make up a song
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500
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828006/12/2012
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Short lived decadence
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500
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826906/7/2012
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The enemy in disguise
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500
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824895/30/2012
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Rap you up
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500
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823165/22/2012
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Cushion walls
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500
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821425/15/2012
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Perplexed I in a heroin touch
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500
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816584/25/2012
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I hate this day
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500
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814324/16/2012
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Folks I piss off make a cute face
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500
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802052/24/2012
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The final nail in the coffee
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500
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800892/20/2012
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Comfortably trapped by my mind
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500
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794351/23/2012
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Dedication: My bong
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500
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790991/9/2012
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Touch of the witch
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500
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7872312/25/2011
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Tired
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500
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7860112/20/2011
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They thrive on hate but I don't give a damn...
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500
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7845512/13/2011
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Drunk lemonade growl
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500
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7759011/7/2011
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Crazy fuckin' bastards
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500
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7732410/27/2011
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I'm your daddy
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500
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7722310/23/2011
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Marlboro man
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500
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7707810/17/2011
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Mania of a wanna be ex-smoker
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500
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762389/12/2011
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Challenges are gone
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500
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755008/12/2011
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Fluffy bank accounts
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500
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753958/8/2011
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Mug shot
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500
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749167/19/2011
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Perfection of you
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500
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735295/22/2011
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Your pussy gives me a reason to live
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500
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731655/7/2011
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Your God
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500
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730205/1/2011
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Forbidden room
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500
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727204/19/2011
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Gods game
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500
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725314/11/2011
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Suckers run their mouths Phil is a bad mon
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500
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721213/25/2011
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In the Cellar + one extra rusty bed
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500
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718443/13/2011
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Fluffy Fluffy Fluffies
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500
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714892/26/2011
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Pisses me the fuck off!
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500
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702271/5/2011
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Ruskie devushki do it better
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500
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701541/2/2011
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An ode to Lassie
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500
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701531/2/2011
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Road of destiny
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500
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6994012/24/2010
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Fuck x-mas
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500
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6993912/24/2010
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Reload my balls
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500
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6989012/22/2010
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Stronger than before
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500
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6989012/22/2010
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Are you a Hypochondriac?
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500
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6977212/17/2010
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Holly's Curse
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500
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6827610/15/2010
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Picking the crust
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500
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670548/25/2010
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Lights went off
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500
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669518/21/2010
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Freeballing
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500
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668398/16/2010
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Junkie sessions
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500
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667318/12/2010
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What the fuck is this song about?
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500
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666378/8/2010
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The blackest metal song ever
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500
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633103/22/2010
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Totally DEATH metal pussy song
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500
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631213/15/2010
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Moja anakondica
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500
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622192/5/2010
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Toxic room
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500
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621242/1/2010
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Starved
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500
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615491/8/2010
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Holly's death
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500
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614051/2/2010
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Sam ko pas
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500
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6128412/28/2009
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Ride the untamed wind
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500
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6067212/3/2009
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Relapse
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500
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6051411/26/2009
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Love sick
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500
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6036011/20/2009
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Explicit beaver scenes
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500
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5939010/10/2009
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Nail me in the pit
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500
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5925010/4/2009
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Crucifix backwear
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500
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591089/28/2009
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Flower crusher
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500
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589559/22/2009
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Playground of ego whores
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500
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588119/16/2009
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Part animal, part machine
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500
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586729/10/2009
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My bitch
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500
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562636/2/2009
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Socks fetish groupie
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500
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561365/28/2009
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RVRG past = unique
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500
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559535/20/2009
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Life of Bastard with a capital B
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500
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557975/13/2009
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Protect you from harm
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500
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556495/7/2009
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Love or whatever it was
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500
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554895/1/2009
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She is... Holly Guy
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500
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553304/24/2009
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