P. Bastard
P. is 44 years old.
He is the Electric Guitarist of Bastardization.
P. is also known as "Jester".
P. is located in London at Highgate Cemetery.
P. likes to exercise at the gym during off hours and is trying to talk to media in order to get ahead professionally.
Wut? We booked a tour?! HOW?! *smirks*
Freeballing
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Song Details
Freeballing is Crowdpleaser music in tempo Allegro. The music is GOD SMACKINGLY GLORIOUS and the lyrics are earth shaking. The song was written 8/16/2010 by P. Bastard. The originality is terrific.
| Fame: |
71 |
| Popularity: |
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| Stage Potential: |
30 |
| Genre: |
Punk Rock |
| Owner: |
Bastardization |
| First Revealed: |
8/16/2010 * Songs this old don't have an accurate release date and are considered to be revealed the same day they were composed. |
Dominant Instruments
Lead Vocals
Rapper
Electric Guitar
Bass Guitar
Special Lyrics
No shorts, no boxers, no underwear at all,
just the sound of ball hitting against ball,
like heavy champion marbles,
my cock in happiness warbles.
And I'm free, free ballin',
Yeah I'm free, free ballin'!
It's a long day ahead, my balls getting sweaty,
gotta be prepared and ready,
and it's so nice to walk with my scrotum hanging,
makes it easier when it comes to banging.
And I'm free oh! I'm free ballin'!
Free balling!
I wanna glide thru the day,
feel some air,
make it easier on my boys,
they ain't anybody's toys,
it feels nice when they freely wobble around,
only nice breeze that surrounds,
when you see my happy face,
you know I have an ace down my pants,
my bad boys humming freedom chants.
I like to streak,
showing off my enormous dick.
My precious boys don't like busting,
or you'll be up for some freeball thrusting.
And I'm free (now I'm), free ballin' (now I'm free balling),
Yeah I'm free (now I'm free), free ballin'! (free balling, now I'm, free balling)
[repeats till fade]