P. Bastard
P. is 43 years old.
He is the Electric Guitarist of Bastardization.
P. is also known as "Jester".
P. is located in London at Minister J’s Chapel.
P. likes to exercise at the gym during off hours and is trying to talk to media in order to get ahead professionally.
Wut? We booked a tour?! HOW?! *smirks*
Are you a Hypochondriac?
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Song Details
Are you a Hypochondriac? is Crowdpleaser music in tempo Presto. The music is revolutionary and the lyrics are earth shaking. The song was written 12/17/2010 by P. Bastard. The originality is perfect.
| Fame: |
75 |
| Popularity: |
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| Stage Potential: |
30 |
| Genre: |
Punk Rock |
| Owner: |
Bastardization |
| First Revealed: |
2/17/2011 |
Dominant Instruments
Electric Guitar
Lead Vocals
Drums
Backup Vocals
Special Lyrics
Something's brewing inside, maybe I'm mad,
maybe I fell and hit my head,
maybe I'm just fuckin' insane,
but I'm pretty sure I have a tumor on my brain,
have you felt like this before, this excruciating pain,
but I don't know where, could be my arse, could be my knee,
could be my throat, oh god, what could it be?
I feel this pain when I breathe,
hurts right here,
can you hear it, feel it, tell me please,
am I gonna die and resurrect as Chinese?
I'M DYING!! THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WRONG!
HELP ME PLEASE I'M DYING ALONE!!
Take me to a doctor, let them drain my blood, let them take my shit, let them drain every cell outta me,
let them run unnecessary tests, life threatening or not, I'm sick!
Can't you not see I'm fading, right before your eyes,
how can you be so cold, you fucktard,
can't you see I'll soon crumble and die.
I'M DYING!! THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WRONG!
HELP ME PLEASE I'M DYING ALONE!!
Shit, my head, it hurts again,
wait, now I feel something choking me like I'm having a heart attack,
I can't bend over backward cuz of these cramps in my back,
I'm scared to even fuck, move or talk but I will call all my friends and family,
and cry in their phone.
I'M DYING!! THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WRONG!
HELP ME PLEASE I'M DYING ALONE!!
How many money I've spent on these pills and exotic plants,
how many times I've been to the gym, but always felt like I'll faint,
how many times I stopped eating junk food,
when was the last time I was in good mood?
Please believe me when I say, this is not in my head,
this pain is real, just like that mice in the TV, waving at me.
I cry cuz I'm on the edge! No one believes me, no one cares,
they tell me I'm just dramatizing but this pain is REAL!
I'M DYING!! THEY DON'T KNOW WHAT'S WRONG!
HELP ME PLEASE I'M DYING ALONE!!
There's a strange sensation when I touch myself here,
I'm pretty sure this is something terminal,
don't tell me I'm panicking, I don't fear,
but is there anything after life, or do we just die,
I can't imagine an end to my ego,
could you help me out amigo?
SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!! SHUT THE FUCK UP!!!
IT'S ALL IN YOUR HEAD! YOU HAVE A PROBLEM UP THERE! NOTHING IS WRONG! YOU KEEP SINGING THE SAME OLD SONG! RAPING VIOLINS TO ANYONE WHO'LL LISTEN! YOUR MIND YER MISSIN'! YOU LACK ATTENTION! BRAIN DEAD JERK OFF! STEP OUT TO THE REAL WORLD!!
SHUT UP!! SHUT UP!!!