P. Bastard
P. is 44 years old.
He is the Electric Guitarist of Bastardization.
P. is also known as "Jester".
P. is located in London at Highgate Cemetery.
P. likes to exercise at the gym during off hours and is trying to talk to media in order to get ahead professionally.
Wut? We booked a tour?! HOW?! *smirks*
"Alpha male"
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Song Details
"Alpha male" is Crowdpleaser music in tempo Allegro. The music is GOD SMACKING and the lyrics are GOD SMACKING. The song was written 4/15/2014 by P. Bastard. The originality is perfect.
| Fame: |
82 |
| Popularity: |
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| Stage Potential: |
30 |
| Genre: |
Punk Rock |
| Owner: |
Bastardization |
| First Revealed: |
9/4/2014 |
Dominant Instruments
Electric Guitar
Drums
Special Lyrics
I get drunk,
visit the clubs,
the waitress loves me,
but she rolls her eyes,
she must be sick in her right mind,
I can never score with her,
but it's our daunting play,
she's into me but shies away,
those short skirts and boobs popping out,
she's a flirt and one day will be mine,
then I'll ditch her aside, like the dirt she is,
show her who's the boss,
maybe smack the bitch across the face,
that way she'll spread fast.
The regulars avoid me,
because I'm the king of this pub,
they fear me and annoy me,
I own this place,
but the owner, my best friend,
respects me but keeps being a pain in my arse,
asking me to pay the tab,
at least should know,
I don't even pay for child support,
the ex wife was a whore,
the three I had on the side were much more,
if he keeps talkin' smack,
I might visit him with my right hook and left gun,
my fists have a name,
most feared in the 'hood,
I give their kids 5 bucks each,
they follow me around,
do errands I command.
I hit on all kinds of ladies,
teeth, no teeth, young and old,
they get wet at the mere sight of my beer belly,
I know I'll score with at least one,
the next week.
The police keeps escorting me out,
and drops me off home,
because I control them,
I'm their boss,
erebody knows I deserve special care,
everyone should be aware they're my friends,
this establishes my name.
The bar fights,
the booze I spill,
the money I waste,
the drugs I deal,
the cars I smash,
the girls I get,
time I've spent in jail,
insults I slur,
no woman has ever ruled me,
I'm the special kind,
nothing about me is lame,
fear me in my own created world, cos I'm the alpha male.