Welcome to Johannesburg

The city of Johannesburg is located in South Africa, and currently the home of 961 people. The local time and date is 3/4/2025, 8:40 AM.

Through these pages you can find out more about the city, places to visit and what is happening here. To travel to another city you can either buy a plane ticket, hitch a ride with a touring band, or hop into a personal vehicle if you own one.

Upcoming days in Johannesburg

Day Date Weekday Holiday
35 1943523/4/2025 3Tuesday
36 1943763/5/2025 4Wednesday
37 1944003/6/2025 5Thursday
38 1944243/7/2025 6Friday
39 1944483/8/2025 7Saturday
40 1944723/9/2025 1Sunday St Kobe's Day
41 1944963/10/2025 2Monday

View the full city calendar

A word from the Mayor

Welcome to Johannesburg, the Lone Star of Africa!

🏛️ Mayor's & Treasurer's Thread: 2146351.1
⚖️ Chief Justice's Thread: 1759869.1
🚨 Chief of Police's Thread: 997318.1
💉 Feeling ill? Doctor's Thread: 1996807.1
City's Places:

💊 Psychology Clinic

🚔 Police Department

🌊 Ilanga Beach

🐇🏕️ Johannesburg Countryside

🛹🏀 Cradle of Humankind (Park)

🧟‍♀️🧟 Necropolis of Kalliope (Graveyard)

Desert Temple To pray, to get married, do the St. Kobe Quest or spinning the Wheels of Kobe

📙 Wits University

🏟️🎶 Festival Ground

Open Homes:

🏡 Jo'burg Jungle Gym (Mansion)

🏡 Rachel's Home Villa

Want some fun?

Check out the City Calendar for upcoming events, or visit the Social Pages to find other things to do in the near future.

Upcoming shows in Johannesburg

God, Bless The Fish is playing in God, Bless The Music|JOH| at 3/4/2025, 12:00 PM.
Tickets sold: 100
Baby Blue is playing in Andromeda MR | JOH at 3/4/2025, 12:00 PM.
Tickets sold: 98
The Humpenscrumpin HillBilly's is playing in Rooster's | J'burg at 3/4/2025, 12:00 PM.
Tickets sold: 100

City Top Charts